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Blue_Inigo 10/07/19 12:45:18 PM #1: |
He nutted inside her to make you
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MedeaLysistrata 10/07/19 12:45:45 PM #2: |
What a mess
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Panthera 10/07/19 12:46:10 PM #3: |
He didn't think it could get any more disappointing, but nine months later, it did
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Nacen 10/07/19 12:46:12 PM #4: |
[citation needed] --- About:Blank ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CruelBuffalo 10/07/19 12:46:31 PM #5: |
What about in vitro people
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Kaiganeer 10/07/19 12:46:45 PM #6: |
in his defense, it was an accident
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PSX 10/07/19 12:48:28 PM #7: |
no u
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Nacen 10/07/19 12:48:55 PM #8: |
PSX posted...
no u uh --- About:Blank ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 10/07/19 12:49:01 PM #9: |
And I remind him every year on my birthday that he should had put it in her butt.
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SquantoZ 10/07/19 12:51:03 PM #11: |
U FUCKlNG WOT M8?! POST YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS M8! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accolon 10/07/19 12:56:45 PM #12: |
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masatofujimoto 10/07/19 1:00:26 PM #13: |
All these dads gettin' more than TC
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Banjo2553 10/07/19 1:10:38 PM #14: |
That made me who I am today: A popular dude with a gas problem.
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iPhone_7 10/07/19 1:16:55 PM #16: |
Crono99 posted...
Maybe he did. But this is one of those cases where "an eye for an eye" shouldn't apply coward --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 10/07/19 1:41:22 PM #18: |
Crono99 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...Crono99 posted...Maybe he did. But this is one of those cases where "an eye for an eye" shouldn't apply Your mom is your grandma? Waaaaat --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/07/19 1:42:36 PM #19: |
My mom was actually that crazy bitch that took a jizz condom out the trash after my dad had sex with someone else. So HA
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Vicious_Dios 10/07/19 1:44:07 PM #20: |
At one point we were three people in one.
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Southernfatman 10/07/19 1:44:24 PM #21: |
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Solid Sonic 10/07/19 1:44:52 PM #22: |
Actually I have always questioned this since I am adopted and my mother knew that having a child might be fatal.
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Kitt 10/07/19 1:45:44 PM #23: |
They danced that tango enough times to pump out four of us.
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Blue_Inigo 10/07/19 1:56:31 PM #24: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
My mom was actually that crazy bitch that took a jizz condom out the trash after my dad had sex with someone else. So HA .......What the fuck is wrong with her --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 10/07/19 1:58:52 PM #25: |
I was the result of a broken condom and very traditional values.
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Blue_Inigo 10/07/19 1:59:57 PM #26: |
Guide posted...
I was the result of a broken condom and very traditional values. You came from your dad's nutsack. This is the ultimate truth --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ranting Nord 10/07/19 2:00:50 PM #27: |
He sure did.
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Joeydollaz 10/07/19 2:01:34 PM #28: |
realizations like this are funny
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Lost_All_Senses 10/07/19 2:02:02 PM #29: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...My mom was actually that crazy bitch that took a jizz condom out the trash after my dad had sex with someone else. So HA Im jk. I was actually there guiding my dads hips when he was putting that seed in my mom to have me. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 10/07/19 2:02:32 PM #30: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Guide posted...I was the result of a broken condom and very traditional values. And an unfertilized egg cell. The human egg cells are actually pretty big, slightly bigger than the period at the end of this sentence on most standard monitors. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HerpToTheDerp 10/07/19 2:08:38 PM #33: |
So what? He was only in her for like 8 minutes tops. I was in there for like 9 months
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Kitt 10/07/19 2:11:47 PM #34: |
Zangulus posted...
The best insult I ever heard as a kid was someone telling me my dad should have rolled over and splatted me against the wall.*Writes down* --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/07/19 7:55:37 PM #36: |
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
You ppl need Jesus. My dads name is literally Jesus lol. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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amzpeng 10/07/19 7:55:59 PM #37: |
lol f***ED. yeah, there's a reason why the ED is capitalized XD
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Lonestar2000 10/07/19 8:02:32 PM #38: |
My dad is a virgin.
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amzpeng 10/07/19 8:03:14 PM #39: |
Lonestar2000 posted...
My dad is a virgin. your mom's husband --- Do equals 11 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 10/07/19 8:04:24 PM #40: |
Lonestar2000 posted...
My dad is a virgin. ????? --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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