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Blue_Inigo
10/07/19 12:45:18 PM
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He nutted inside her to make you
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MedeaLysistrata
10/07/19 12:45:45 PM
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What a mess
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Panthera
10/07/19 12:46:10 PM
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He didn't think it could get any more disappointing, but nine months later, it did
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Nacen
10/07/19 12:46:12 PM
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[citation needed]
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CruelBuffalo
10/07/19 12:46:31 PM
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What about in vitro people
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Kaiganeer
10/07/19 12:46:45 PM
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in his defense, it was an accident
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PSX
10/07/19 12:48:28 PM
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no u
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Nacen
10/07/19 12:48:55 PM
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PSX posted...
no u

uh
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bknight
10/07/19 12:49:01 PM
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And I remind him every year on my birthday that he should had put it in her butt.
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SquantoZ
10/07/19 12:51:03 PM
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U FUCKlNG WOT M8?! POST YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS M8!

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Accolon
10/07/19 12:56:45 PM
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masatofujimoto
10/07/19 1:00:26 PM
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All these dads gettin' more than TC
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Banjo2553
10/07/19 1:10:38 PM
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That made me who I am today: A popular dude with a gas problem.
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iPhone_7
10/07/19 1:16:55 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Maybe he did. But this is one of those cases where "an eye for an eye" shouldn't apply

coward
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iPhone_7
10/07/19 1:41:22 PM
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Crono99 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Crono99 posted...
Maybe he did. But this is one of those cases where "an eye for an eye" shouldn't apply

coward


I'd rather be a coward than... I mean... you know... it's my grandma for chrissakes.

Your mom is your grandma? Waaaaat
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Lost_All_Senses
10/07/19 1:42:36 PM
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My mom was actually that crazy bitch that took a jizz condom out the trash after my dad had sex with someone else. So HA
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Vicious_Dios
10/07/19 1:44:07 PM
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At one point we were three people in one.
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Southernfatman
10/07/19 1:44:24 PM
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OEKUsUv
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Solid Sonic
10/07/19 1:44:52 PM
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Actually I have always questioned this since I am adopted and my mother knew that having a child might be fatal.
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Kitt
10/07/19 1:45:44 PM
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They danced that tango enough times to pump out four of us.

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Blue_Inigo
10/07/19 1:56:31 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
My mom was actually that crazy bitch that took a jizz condom out the trash after my dad had sex with someone else. So HA

.......What the fuck is wrong with her
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Guide
10/07/19 1:58:52 PM
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I was the result of a broken condom and very traditional values.
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Blue_Inigo
10/07/19 1:59:57 PM
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Guide posted...
I was the result of a broken condom and very traditional values.

You came from your dad's nutsack. This is the ultimate truth
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Ranting Nord
10/07/19 2:00:50 PM
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He sure did.
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Joeydollaz
10/07/19 2:01:34 PM
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realizations like this are funny

your brother in law nuts on your sisters face

woahhh
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Lost_All_Senses
10/07/19 2:02:02 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
My mom was actually that crazy bitch that took a jizz condom out the trash after my dad had sex with someone else. So HA

.......What the fuck is wrong with her


Im jk. I was actually there guiding my dads hips when he was putting that seed in my mom to have me.
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Guide
10/07/19 2:02:32 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Guide posted...
I was the result of a broken condom and very traditional values.

You came from your dad's nutsack. This is the ultimate truth


And an unfertilized egg cell. The human egg cells are actually pretty big, slightly bigger than the period at the end of this sentence on most standard monitors.
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HerpToTheDerp
10/07/19 2:08:38 PM
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So what? He was only in her for like 8 minutes tops. I was in there for like 9 months
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Kitt
10/07/19 2:11:47 PM
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Zangulus posted...
The best insult I ever heard as a kid was someone telling me my dad should have rolled over and splatted me against the wall.
*Writes down*

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Lost_All_Senses
10/07/19 7:55:37 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
You ppl need Jesus.


My dads name is literally Jesus lol.
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amzpeng
10/07/19 7:55:59 PM
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lol f***ED. yeah, there's a reason why the ED is capitalized XD
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Lonestar2000
10/07/19 8:02:32 PM
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My dad is a virgin.
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amzpeng
10/07/19 8:03:14 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
My dad is a virgin.

your mom's husband
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Blue_Inigo
10/07/19 8:04:24 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
My dad is a virgin.

?????
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