Current Events > At some point in our lives the only reason to have sex is to jerk off later

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Turtlebread
10/07/19 5:23:06 AM
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to the memories of having sex.

Because you realise it feels much better.
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mattnd2007
10/07/19 5:24:52 AM
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???

I'd always rather play hide the sausage than burp the worm if given a choice

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pegusus123456
10/07/19 5:28:47 AM
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The only really good part of that Black Mirror episode with the memory replay was when the couple was having wild, hot, sweaty, animal sex and then it cuts to them halfheartedly thrusting against each other while they just replay that memory of good sex in their heads.
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Parappa09
10/07/19 6:07:27 AM
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especially when youre jerking it with a bro and thinking about the same chick

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Turtlebread
10/09/19 1:21:28 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
especially when youre jerking it with a bro and thinking about the same chick


Hell yeah mang
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No_U_L7
10/09/19 1:24:49 AM
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Ugh I hate that this topic is true

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action52
10/09/19 2:06:27 AM
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I don't know, the best sex I've had is better than any masturbation I've done.

But I'll take masturbation over mediocre sex any day.

I think that's the number one reason I'm no longer interested with casual sex with random people. Masturbation is almost guaranteed to be better.
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