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UnfairRepresent
10/05/19 10:12:16 PM
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It's your birthday when your grandmother gives you a present and goes "Oh here you go sonny."

You open it up and are shocked to discover that it is pornography.

Your grandmother goes "Is it the right one? I asked the nice man at the store what young boys like these days and he told me it was this. He seemed pretty confident."

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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Irony
10/05/19 10:13:07 PM
#2:


Be confused that my dead grandmother bought me something
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/19 10:18:51 PM
#3:


Irony posted...
Be confused that my dead grandmother bought me something

It would be your alive grandmother
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/19 10:19:16 PM
#4:


I punch her right square in the mouth and try to pull her wig off because my grandparents are dead.
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Irony
10/05/19 10:19:48 PM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Irony posted...
Be confused that my dead grandmother bought me something

It would be your alive grandmother

But she's not
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nevershine
10/05/19 10:20:06 PM
#6:


Ask her to watch it first and tell me how it was

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UnfairRepresent
10/05/19 10:22:26 PM
#7:


Irony posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Irony posted...
Be confused that my dead grandmother bought me something

It would be your alive grandmother

But she's not

In this hypothetical scenario she is.
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LordFarquad1312
10/05/19 10:22:46 PM
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I'd be very, very confused and scared considering all my grandparents are dead.
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/19 10:39:42 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
I'd be very, very confused and scared considering all my grandparents are dead.

Do you not know what a hypothetical is?
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