Current Events > I. Fucking. Did it. I FUCKED A MILF. A hot one, too!

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deupd_u
10/05/19 10:38:56 AM
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@Sunhawk
@No_U_L7
@Vegy
@shockthemonkey
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@Machete
@CJayC

AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is deupd_u. I used to be a freaking LOSER, and now I get EVERYTHING I WANT in life. Some of you are terrified, that a Godless wretch such as I could possibly find good fortune in his miserable excuse for a life, in this hellscape of a reality we bare, and I am here to tell you: Be afraid! As this nightmare shall not yield for you until I gasp my final breath atop a mountain of corpses high enough to look God in the face!

Be merry, CEmen! As the impossible is merely an illusion!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78063495
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Zikten
10/05/19 10:39:59 AM
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How old was she?
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masatofujimoto
10/05/19 10:40:24 AM
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No, you didn't.
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Shadowplay
10/05/19 10:40:35 AM
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No pics, useless topic.
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awesome999
10/05/19 10:40:36 AM
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Pics or it didn't happen

One MILFfucking second late
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Oldin
10/05/19 10:41:38 AM
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Our bro No_U_L7 is warned
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deupd_u
10/05/19 10:42:37 AM
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Oldin posted...
Our bro No_U_L7 is warned

Does he have a known alt? He must know!
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Doom_Art
10/05/19 10:49:09 AM
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I detest the stench of lies

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Shuto-uke
10/05/19 10:49:18 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
No you didnt

Dont tag me in your lies


^ So jelly!!!
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mach25687
10/05/19 10:50:16 AM
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TheMikh
10/05/19 11:06:21 AM
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y'all are severely underrating the sex drive of older women
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Shuto-uke
10/05/19 11:09:01 AM
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TheMikh posted...
y'all are severely underrating the sex drive of older women


do tell
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AmericaTheBrave
10/05/19 11:11:38 AM
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Congrats TC. Older women need lovin' too.
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RescueBC
10/05/19 11:11:59 AM
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Why is the whole MILF thing such a thing? Lol
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ChewedMint
10/05/19 11:16:21 AM
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She was probably 50
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deupd_u
10/05/19 11:20:17 AM
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Zikten posted...
How old was she?

Early 40s. I don't like to say exactly (I'm very paranoid, I know it doesn't make sense). Approximately 15 years older than me

RescueBC posted...
Why is the whole MILF thing such a thing? Lol

-Cares if you have a good time
-Actually knows how to bang
-The taboo
-They're literally women, they don't turn into goblins at a certain birthday. Can still be hotties
-Seemingly unattainable (Cougars prowling for studs is extremely rare. Life isn't like porn)
-Just something different
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Phantom_Nook
10/05/19 11:21:04 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
No pics, useless topic.

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Superlinkbro
10/05/19 11:21:59 AM
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Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?
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Febrel
10/05/19 11:22:30 AM
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deupd_u posted...
@No_U_L7

@ScofieldReturns
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Oldin
10/05/19 11:24:12 AM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?
American pie thing where that akward asian teenager ogling at his mom pic
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Superlinkbro
10/05/19 11:25:01 AM
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Oldin posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?
American pie thing where that akward asian teenager ogling at his mom pic

That's a very specific type of person.
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badwinkles
10/05/19 11:28:41 AM
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where are the fucking pictures
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burns112233
10/05/19 11:28:56 AM
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Oldest age gap for me was her 49 and me 25.

It was alright.
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AmericaTheBrave
10/05/19 11:34:37 AM
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RescueBC posted...
Why is the whole MILF thing such a thing? Lol


What age should people stop referring to women as MILFs? I think by 30, they stop being MILFs and start being "women your own age."
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Zikten
10/05/19 12:02:12 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?

no it's not from anime. it's an older woman that you want to have sex with. like if your in high school and you want to have sex with your friend's mom.
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Hanky_Bannister
10/05/19 12:04:55 PM
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Tc must be extra lonely
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Abiz_
10/05/19 12:41:18 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?
Mother I'd liked to fuck. I believe it came from the first American Pie movie

Superlinkbro posted...
Oldin posted...

Superlinkbro posted...

Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?

American pie thing where that akward asian teenager ogling at his mom pic

That's a very specific type of person.
That wasn't the asian kids mom. It was stiflers.
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ScofieldReturns
10/05/19 12:53:22 PM
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Superlinkbro
10/05/19 12:54:26 PM
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Zikten posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
Uh...what exactly is a "MILF"? Is that some sort of anime thing?

no it's not from anime. it's an older woman that you want to have sex with. like if your in high school and you want to have sex with your friend's mom.

Oh ok that makes sense now
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CanuckCowboy
10/05/19 1:15:21 PM
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Well fin she wasnt hot she wouldnt be a milf.

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ScofieldReturns
10/05/19 1:19:54 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Well fin she wasnt hot she wouldnt be a milf.


could still be a milf if he has low standards
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deupd_u
10/06/19 1:56:11 PM
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x9zdHiU
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EverDownward
10/06/19 1:59:35 PM
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well, that's another tag for someone on ce
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Offworlder1
10/06/19 2:04:53 PM
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If it made TC happy great but banging a young woman is her 20's is way better then one in her 40's to me, never saw the appeal of women in their 40's and up.

35 is pretty much the oldest I would go unless she looks a lot younger and kept in shape.
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Guy_Fieri
10/06/19 2:22:08 PM
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Still no pics lol
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WavyNoobSauce
10/06/19 2:31:39 PM
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Did you just lose your virginity or something?
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