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DeadBankerDream
10/05/19 6:59:52 AM
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When they get close to empty you cant dip your nachos into them without getting salsa all over your fingers?

Like... why?

Fuck you, life.
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Blue_Dream87
10/05/19 7:01:01 AM
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Pour it in a bowl

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FF_Redux
10/05/19 7:02:29 AM
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Irony
10/05/19 7:09:03 AM
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Pour it in a fucking bowl
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Nacen
10/05/19 7:13:59 AM
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Le bowl
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Laserion
10/05/19 7:14:56 AM
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The jar is just the container in which it is sold. Doesn't have to be the one in which you serve it. So:
pour it into a bowl.
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Irony
10/05/19 7:15:49 AM
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Do you drink milk out of the jug like a fucking caveman?
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Laserion
10/05/19 7:18:30 AM
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Cavemen didn't have milk jugs. Those were the cavewomen. And I guess the cavemen did drink out of those.
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Irony
10/05/19 7:19:37 AM
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Laserion posted...
Cavemen didn't have milk jugs. Those were the cavewomen. And I guess the cavemen did drink out of those.

Yes they did, glasses weren't invented until like 1850
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ultimate reaver
10/05/19 7:20:39 AM
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how do you help yourself during day to day life?

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DeadBankerDream
10/05/19 7:22:45 AM
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Irony posted...
Do you drink milk out of the jug like a fucking caveman?

The milk isnt chunkier than your mom
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Irony
10/05/19 7:23:42 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Irony posted...
Do you drink milk out of the jug like a fucking caveman?

The milk isnt chunkier than your mom

Yes it is because it's whole
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