Current Events > Took some milk of magnesia about 4 hours ago

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Tired-Insomniac
10/05/19 3:27:19 AM
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Been stopped up for like a month, only able to push small turds out with no real feeling of relief.

Was hoping it would take effect before going to bed.

Ugh. Gonna be...an Awesome morning.
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R1masher
10/05/19 3:27:56 AM
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Is that what thats even for?
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/19 3:28:14 AM
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Keep eating. Eventually somethings is gonna blow out. Internally or Externally.
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King Rial
10/05/19 3:28:51 AM
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I hope you're not sleeping in the nude. You'll be leaking poop on to those sheets all night.
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pkmnlord
10/05/19 3:37:45 AM
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If that doesn't work, try mixing milk with magnesium
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CADE FOSTER
10/05/19 3:39:49 AM
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Tired-Insomniac
10/05/19 3:40:30 AM
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King Rial posted...
I hope you're not sleeping in the nude. You'll be leaking poop on to those sheets all night.


Nah I'm clothed

R1masher posted...
Is that what thats even for?


Yes

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Keep eating. Eventually somethings is gonna blow out. Internally or Externally.


I just had an ice cream cone. And two bottles of water
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Tired-Insomniac
10/05/19 3:41:00 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
change your diet eat some grains and fiber


Would eating Cheerios for breakfast instead of...*checks notes* nothing for breakfast help?
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/19 3:43:28 AM
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You need a real hot breakfast burrito that is as big as your head.
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CADE FOSTER
10/05/19 3:46:20 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
CADE FOSTER posted...
change your diet eat some grains and fiber


Would eating Cheerios for breakfast instead of...*checks notes* nothing for breakfast help?

get some frosted mini wheats or buy some whole grain muffins to eat everyday
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TheoryzC
10/05/19 3:47:33 AM
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Eating a lot of oatmeal flushes me out real good
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/19 3:49:06 AM
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Damn I want a sausage, egg, and cheese burrito now with some green chili on it. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Delirious_Beard
10/05/19 3:59:59 AM
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Tired-Insomniac
10/05/19 11:58:41 AM
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Oh my GOD WHY
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Touch
10/05/19 12:00:20 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Oh my GOD WHY

Was there blood
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Tired-Insomniac
10/05/19 12:01:05 PM
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Touch posted...
Tired-Insomniac posted...
Oh my GOD WHY

Was there blood


I don't know yet

A volcano is currently erupting out of my anus
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Touch
10/05/19 12:01:36 PM
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Machete
10/05/19 12:20:17 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn I want a sausage, egg, and cheese burrito now with some green chili on it. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.


Me too
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awesome999
10/05/19 12:21:45 PM
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I found that eating carrots for brea-

Tired-Insomniac posted...
Oh my GOD WHY

...never mind
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Proofpyros
10/05/19 12:23:37 PM
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I hope you werent backed up so bad that a large dehydrated stool was what came first.

Fissures suck.
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