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DaveTheUseless
10/03/19 4:56:51 PM
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spudger
10/03/19 5:10:13 PM
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i hate that commercial
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treewojima
10/03/19 5:12:25 PM
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spudger burnt down her she shed
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No_U_L7
10/03/19 5:13:32 PM
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spudger posted...
i hate that commercial


Its like they thought it was way more clever a word play than it is

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UnholyMudcrab
10/03/19 5:14:38 PM
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treewojima posted...
spudger burnt down her she shed

It was the perfect crime, until they went and put it on TV once every commercial break
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Kitt
10/03/19 5:17:30 PM
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You had your car for four years.
You named him Brad.
You loved Brad.
But then you totalled him...

You two had been through everything together: Two boyfriend's, three jobs; you're like, "Nothing can replace Brad!"
But then Liberty Mutual calls...

And you break into your happy dance.


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spudger
10/03/19 5:18:15 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
spudger posted...
i hate that commercial


Its like they thought it was way more clever a word play than it is

exactly
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Cornmuffins
10/03/19 5:18:41 PM
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spudger posted...
i hate that commercial

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DaveTheUseless
10/03/19 5:21:28 PM
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Kitt posted...
You had your car for four years.
You named him Brad.
You loved Brad.
But then you totalled him...

You two had been through everything together: Two boyfriend's, three jobs; you're like, "Nothing can replace Brad!"
But then Liberty Mutual calls...

And you break into your happy dance.


I can see why she's struggled to secure long-term commitment.

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hockeybub89
10/03/19 5:24:04 PM
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I heard a new Progressive commercial on the radio where they mock how annoying Flo is and how her commercials sound better when you can't hear them on a motorcycle.

Look at how meta and self-deprecating Progressive is. So funny and hip and honest.

Also, Cheryl's husband totally burned down the she shed.
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DaveTheUseless
10/03/19 7:32:53 PM
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Now that's progressive!

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spudger
10/03/19 7:35:18 PM
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the stupid amazon music commercials......uggghghgh
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DaveTheUseless
10/03/19 9:45:45 PM
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I am a gecko, not to be confused with GEICO.

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