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Kitt
10/02/19 10:50:57 AM
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You're in a small fender-bender with another car on the road. You get out to check, as does the person in the other car. Turns out, it's Weezer lead singer River Cuomo!

He looks at the damage on his car and howls, "Say it ain't soOoOoOo!"
Then turns in your direction, takes his shirt off and charges you.

What do you do?

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viewmaster_pi
10/02/19 10:51:51 AM
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I don't wanna hurt nobody...

but a bee has got to sting.

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AlecSkorpio
10/02/19 10:52:25 AM
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Yes and I'm legally disabled
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SSJGrimReaper
10/02/19 10:53:27 AM
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I would do the same thing to him as Kitt would do to Kevin James
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GoodOlJr
10/02/19 10:53:43 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Yes and I'm legally disabled


Does that mean you like his music?


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AlecSkorpio
10/02/19 10:54:26 AM
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GoodOlJr posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
Yes and I'm legally disabled


Does that mean you like his music?



Haha
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GoodOlJr
10/02/19 10:56:07 AM
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Oh god thank you

I didnt know if that joke was okay lol

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SimpleMan
10/02/19 11:00:02 AM
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His name is Rivers. And yeah I could probably take him.
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AlecSkorpio
10/02/19 1:14:02 PM
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GoodOlJr posted...
Oh god thank you

I didnt know if that joke was okay lol


I legit laughed out loud in the bathroom when I read that
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