Current Events > My girlfriend met my waifu.

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SomeLikeItHoth 09/30/19 3:59:40 AM #1:	Fuck! I'm freaking out right now. I called in sick to work so I can play Fire Emblem on Nintendo Switch and my girlfriend found out and asked me if I was okay. I've only called in sick one other time in the past three years so this isn't like me. I lied and said I felt bad and she should stay far away from me. Next thing you know she shows up at my two story house and brings me Chik Fil A. Only problem is that I was taking a shower and left my Nintendo Switch idle and she checked the screen and saw me having tea time with my waifu Edelgard. Now she's accusing me of lying and cheating on her. What do. @Scotty_Rogers --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:928131289] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>Fuck! I'm freaking out right now. I called in sick to work so I can play Fire Emblem on Nintendo Switch and my girlfriend found out and asked me if I was okay. I've only called in sick one other time in the past three years so this isn't like me. I lied and said I felt bad and she should stay far away from me. Next thing you know she shows up at my two story house and brings me Chik Fil A. Only problem is that I was taking a shower and left my Nintendo Switch idle and she checked the screen and saw me having tea time with my waifu Edelgard. Now she's accusing me of lying and cheating on her. What do. @Scotty_Rogers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oldin 09/30/19 4:14:45 AM #2:	Marry both <cite>Oldin posted [p:928131531] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>Marry both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/30/19 4:16:52 AM #3:	I would assume your right hand would already be all too familiar with your waifu. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:928131566] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>I would assume your right hand would already be all too familiar with your waifu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 09/30/19 4:18:20 AM #4:	Edelgard> your gf --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs Mayor of CE <cite>The_Doge posted [p:928131596] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>Edelgard> your gf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 09/30/19 4:19:43 AM #5:	Oh can I go next?! So I was walking and I discovered a leprechaun riding a unicorn. The unicorn, being afraid of men, galloped away and the leprechaun accidentally started to drop gold coins. So I asked a friendly centaur nearby if I could ride him to catch the leprechaun, and we would split the gold between us. He agreed and began to gallop after them. Well, what I didn't know was that the leprechaun was really a goblin in disguise, who had just stolen an elves' treasure and the elves' unicorn. That being said, we caught up and the goblin pulled out an artifact that let him fly away. --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:928131628] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>Oh can I go next?! So I was walking and I discovered a leprechaun riding a unicorn. The unicorn, being afraid of men, galloped away and the leprechaun accidentally started to drop gold coins. So I asked a friendly centaur nearby if I could ride him to catch the leprechaun, and we would split the gold between us. He agreed and began to gallop after them. Well, what I didn't know was that the leprechaun was really a goblin in disguise, who had just stolen an elves' treasure and the elves' unicorn. That being said, we caught up and the goblin pulled out an artifact that let him fly away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 09/30/19 4:25:32 AM #6:	2D > 3D You know what to do TC. --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:928131714] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>2D > 3D You know what to do TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 09/30/19 11:15:42 AM #7:	Apologize for lying and tell her that you were just feeling depressed and wanted to play some video games. And that having tea with Edelgard is just part of the game. Sounds like she may cheating herself, tho. You dont bring chicken to a lovers house and lack secrets. Stay woke fam --- Sincerely yours, The Famalam. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:928139901] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>Apologize for lying and tell her that you were just feeling depressed and wanted to play some video games. And that having tea with Edelgard is just part of the game. Sounds like she may cheating herself, tho. You dont bring chicken to a lovers house and lack secrets. Stay woke fam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 09/30/19 11:25:16 AM #8:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Next thing you know she shows up at my two story house Lmao imagine having a house with fewer than seven stories. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:928140286] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted...</cite> <quote>Next thing you know she shows up at my two story house</quote> Lmao imagine having a house with fewer than seven stories.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 09/30/19 11:27:40 AM #9:	Gosh Hoth I read all the shit you posted on Muffz' subreddit and they are all the worst things in the world. Why are you so full of anger and hate? --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:928140382] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>Gosh Hoth I read all the shit you posted on Muffz' subreddit and they are all the worst things in the world. Why are you so full of anger and hate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FursonaNonGrata 09/30/19 11:34:12 AM #10:	TC is this the same gf that had a miscarriage a while back? I remember you made a topic about it and got banned but got reinstated and then joked about how it was a fake topic. Regardless of what actually happened, I hope shes doing well and doesnt take the news of your waifu too hard. Cheers mate. --- A.M.A.B. ~The Outlaw Country of Posting~ <cite>FursonaNonGrata posted [p:928140629] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>TC is this the same gf that had a miscarriage a while back? I remember you made a topic about it and got banned but got reinstated and then joked about how it was a fake topic. Regardless of what actually happened, I hope shes doing well and doesnt take the news of your waifu too hard. Cheers mate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FursonaNonGrata 09/30/19 2:47:25 PM #11:	@SomeLikeItHoth --- A.M.A.B. ~The Outlaw Country of Posting~ <cite>FursonaNonGrata posted [p:928148647] in My girlfri... [t:78052046]...</cite> <quote>@SomeLikeItHoth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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