Poll of the Day > So, I'm here in the bathroom of a BJ's whole sale...

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HornedLion
09/29/19 3:51:24 PM
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And I can hear some guy come in with his son. This little kid, who for some reason has his face painted like the Ultimate Warrior, decided that crawling on his hands and knees and coming into my stall was a good idea.

All I could get out was a, Heeeey, Buddy! In my Brooklyn accent(it seems to come out more when angry, annoyed, or startled).

But the dad very calmly said, Chris. Come here. Wash your hands. Which is cool but if the roles were switched I wouldve been like, JOSEPH! WTF!!!?

Why am I posting this? Idk. Just fucking weird.
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TheSlinja
09/29/19 3:54:04 PM
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I don't think so tim
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Mead
09/29/19 3:55:00 PM
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How do I alert the FBI about this topic
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Kimbos_Egg
09/29/19 4:25:31 PM
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blow jobs whole sale?
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Ogurisama
09/29/19 4:32:12 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
blow jobs whole sale?
Hookers on the cheap. Most of them are past their prime

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SunWuKung420
09/29/19 4:33:12 PM
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Who poops at BJs?
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SonyMichel
09/29/19 4:34:39 PM
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I was in the stall at a shopping mall bathroom a couple months ago. A local summer camp took a school bus full of their kids to the movies. The movie must have just gotten out, and all of the sudden, fifteen 10 year olds came running into the bathroom. One kid started trying to get into my stall and then started kicking the door when he couldnt get it open.

I fucking hate kids
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HornedLion
09/29/19 4:37:54 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Who poops at BJs?


Somebody who just had a venti caramel cloud macchiato.
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LinkPizza
09/29/19 4:57:00 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Kimbos_Egg posted...
blow jobs whole sale?
Hookers on the cheap. Most of them are past their prime

But they come in bulk, so its still a good deal...
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papercup
09/29/19 4:58:38 PM
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The FBI has been notified
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captpackrat
09/29/19 8:13:07 PM
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aPoTFkp
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LinkPizza
09/29/19 8:30:00 PM
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Because of this topic, I had a dream about the FBI...
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Krazy_Kirby
09/29/19 9:20:03 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Who poops at BJs?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCi4zMJbMQQ" data-time="

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wwinterj25
09/29/19 10:43:24 PM
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HornedLion posted...
face painted like the Ultimate Warrior


Sounds like a great kid.
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