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Duncanwii
09/29/19 1:49:46 PM
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She thinks its her birth control.
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Blue_Inigo
09/29/19 1:50:25 PM
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Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her
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OrangeCrush980
09/29/19 1:50:47 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her

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Error1355
09/29/19 1:53:17 PM
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CasualGuy
09/29/19 1:53:31 PM
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My college roomate got engaged like 9 months ago to a really attractive girl. Now she's bigger than he is.

He doesn't seem to care but it's still kind of depressing. She went from like 5'8" 130lbs to like 190
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inloveanddeath0
09/29/19 1:53:36 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her

Helps some girls/women with period pain. Probably not the case here though
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inloveanddeath0
09/29/19 1:54:13 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
My college roomate got engaged like 9 months ago to a really attractive girl. Now she's bigger than he is.

He doesn't seem to care but it's still kind of depressing. She went from like 5'8" 130lbs to like 190

Well that's a bit more than the freshman 40
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Duncanwii
09/29/19 1:54:27 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her

It was her choice not mine.
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Strider102
09/29/19 1:56:30 PM
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Blue_Inigo
09/29/19 1:58:13 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her

It was her choice not mine.

It's also your choice to get a girlfriend who will actually touch your penis but you dont seem to want that
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MabusIncarnate
09/29/19 1:58:42 PM
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This is where it starts Duncan

Next thing you know she will be wearing slippers and sweat pants when you go out shopping.

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jpenny2
09/29/19 1:59:23 PM
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"Honey, is it okay if I tell CE you're getting fat?"
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DifferentialEquation
09/29/19 2:01:20 PM
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Then stop complaining about it on CE and just break up with her.
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Flockaveli
09/29/19 2:02:27 PM
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Tell her to work out.
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vigorm0rtis
09/29/19 2:06:22 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Well that's a bit more than the freshman 40


The "freshman 40?" When I was in school it was the freshman 15.

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Damn_Underscore
09/29/19 2:07:01 PM
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vigorm0rtis posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Well that's a bit more than the freshman 40


The "freshman 40?" When I was in school it was the freshman 15.


That's inflation for you
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Duncanwii
09/29/19 2:21:21 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Then stop complaining about it on CE and just break up with her.

I dont want too.
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ChrisTaka
09/29/19 2:41:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her

It was her choice not mine.


Something ain't right here chief
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Kensaimage
09/29/19 2:45:53 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I dont want too.


....are you a cuck or something? Shes on birth control. Shes gaining weight. Yet, she wont have sex with you?
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NeonOctopus
09/29/19 3:12:04 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
My college roomate got engaged like 9 months ago to a really attractive girl. Now she's bigger than he is.

He doesn't seem to care but it's still kind of depressing. She went from like 5'8" 130lbs to like 190

Damn, I would've broken it off with her if she did that >_> It would suck for her to find a new man at 190 lbs though lol
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Sada_Pop
09/29/19 3:12:48 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her


Seriously? I assume that you're kidding and know better.
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ToPoPO
09/29/19 3:20:09 PM
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Looks like Subway ain't working yall
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Damn_Underscore
09/29/19 3:21:31 PM
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ToPoPO posted...
Looks like Subway ain't working yall


she put everything on it
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Corrik7
09/29/19 3:22:14 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
She thinks its her birth control.
Depo Shot will definitely make her gain weight.

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R1masher
09/29/19 3:22:51 PM
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Well, you could fat shame her by making a topic about it on another forum besides this one or you could just limit your insensitivity to this one
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ToPoPO
09/29/19 6:26:04 PM
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TC into the BBW
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FL81
09/29/19 6:32:17 PM
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MabusIncarnate
09/29/19 6:39:19 PM
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Bigger girls usually do butt stuff

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D_Fen_Door
09/29/19 6:40:52 PM
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You can be her moon.

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Blue_Inigo
09/29/19 6:42:23 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Bigger girls usually do butt stuff


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EndOfDiscOne
09/29/19 6:43:14 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her

It would be awkward if she gets pregnant and shes not fucking TC
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RebelElite791
09/29/19 6:50:25 PM
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I mean ill be the first person to give Duncan shit about anything but are yall seriously not aware that plenty of women take bc for hormonal and other issues?
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Sada_Pop
09/29/19 8:11:55 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
I mean ill be the first person to give Duncan shit about anything but are yall seriously not aware that plenty of women take bc for hormonal and other issues?

I been called him out on it. Bet he's still clueless about it.
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DrizztLink
09/29/19 8:17:46 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her
BC has a whole mess of other uses beyond antibabypillen.

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Duncanwii
09/29/19 9:47:09 PM
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Conflict posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her


Who says she isn't getting fucked by someone else tho

Shes not.
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Kensaimage
09/29/19 10:28:05 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Shes not.


How do you know? Why is she on birth control?

Feel free to elaborate on some of this. You brought it up. May as well explain away some of the presumptions while youre at it
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ChrisTaka
09/30/19 12:57:12 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Conflict posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her


Who says she isn't getting fucked by someone else tho

Shes not.


Ok, but like, what if she is?
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Duncanwii
09/30/19 12:57:58 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Conflict posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why is she on birth control when you arent even fucking her


Who says she isn't getting fucked by someone else tho

Shes not.


Ok, but like, what if she is?

Then everything I ever thought I knew about her personality and upbringing is a lie.
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bknight
09/30/19 1:56:35 AM
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I'm sure her gyno has noticed the extreme weight gain and has mentioned the possible side effects of certain birth control, maybe they'll switch to a IUD or maybe Nexplanon or NuvaRing, the pill is known to wreak havoc on some women, so many birth control choices nowadays, feels good to raw dawg it and not worry about talking her into an abortion.
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inloveanddeath0
09/30/19 3:16:36 AM
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vigorm0rtis posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Well that's a bit more than the freshman 40


The "freshman 40?" When I was in school it was the freshman 15.

Oh you're right it was/is. Freshman 40 does sound like a thing though too
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