Current Events > I've began taking inventory of what I want in a woman (or Tom Holland)

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Firstly, she (or he) must be encouraging of my sarcastic wit or as my work people call it "the most fucking annoying part of you which says a lot".
Secondly, she (or he) must be capable of proving not only that they are superior to Arianna from The Cleveland Show but also must best her in a MMA cage fight.
Thirdly, she (or he) must have access to the complete video library of Chester J. Artfield's homemade videos of his children frolicking in the garden to the tune of "Old McDonald Had A Farm".
Fourthly, she (or he) must have a home in Eritrea.

What does CE think?

But mostly I realized I'll probably go carzy if I don't get someone who can be sarcastic back or at least be able to lie well to everyone's face then gossip like crazy to me.
I like having that work relationship with my work future wife
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