Current Events > I boned my bestfriends 50 year old mom last night.

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CosmicShadows 09/23/19 2:18:43 AM #1:	We were at his house watching endgame. Well things took a little weird turn. My buddy just randomly asked me. While his mom was getting coffee. He said how much would you give us to bang my mom? I was shocked for a second. Then said maybe $100? He was like sweet! We will take that. I still gave him a crazy look. He was like oh yeah. You are wondering why i asked you that so randomly? Well to be honest. We are in a tight bind on cash at the moment. And she was the one that brought it up first. She said she always had a crush on you too. But all we need to worry about is you banging my mom. Let me go tell her the great news! So after like 45 minutes the kitchen door opened to my friends mom coming into the loving room. She was wearing the same exact attire the half orc chick was wearing in the warcraft movie. She even had green spray paint on her face! And she had her pet alaskan husky full grown dog 'skittles' at her side. To be continued........ --- Formally Shadowblade320. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:927815809] in I boned my... [t:78034784]...</cite> <quote>We were at his house watching endgame. Well things took a little weird turn. My buddy just randomly asked me. While his mom was getting coffee. He said how much would you give us to bang my mom? I was shocked for a second. Then said maybe $100? He was like sweet! We will take that. I still gave him a crazy look. He was like oh yeah. You are wondering why i asked you that so randomly? Well to be honest. We are in a tight bind on cash at the moment. And she was the one that brought it up first. She said she always had a crush on you too. But all we need to worry about is you banging my mom. Let me go tell her the great news! So after like 45 minutes the kitchen door opened to my friends mom coming into the loving room. She was wearing the same exact attire the half orc chick was wearing in the warcraft movie. She even had green spray paint on her face! And she had her pet alaskan husky full grown dog 'skittles' at her side. To be continued........ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 09/23/19 2:21:32 AM #3:	this happened --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. <cite>TheGreatGeno6 posted [p:927815869] in I boned my... [t:78034784]...</cite> <quote>this happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 09/23/19 2:22:40 AM #4:	........... --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:927815888] in I boned my... [t:78034784]...</cite> <quote>...........</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 09/23/19 2:24:03 AM #5:	What the flying feces --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:927815916] in I boned my... [t:78034784]...</cite> <quote>What the flying feces </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 09/23/19 2:24:36 AM #6:	happened as fuck --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:927815923] in I boned my... [t:78034784]...</cite> <quote>happened as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Manocheese 09/23/19 2:29:46 AM #8:	CosmicShadows posted... the loving room --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:927816039] in I boned my... [t:78034784]...</cite> <quote>CosmicShadows posted...</cite> <quote>the loving room</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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