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Hanky_Bannister
09/22/19 4:34:19 PM
#1:


Best feel
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Aressar
09/22/19 4:36:21 PM
#2:


Not nearly as best as just having had the perfect dump.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/22/19 4:36:38 PM
#3:


Until someone you didn't know was in your house running into the bathroom.
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Tired-Insomniac
09/22/19 4:36:57 PM
#4:


It's great when it's a really nasty shit so the toxic fumes don't murder you
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Hanky_Bannister
09/22/19 4:37:25 PM
#6:


XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Until someone you didn't know was in your house running into the bathroom.

What if someone came in to rob you mid-shit?

Lol
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Ruvan22
09/22/19 4:38:33 PM
#7:


Hanky_Bannister posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Until someone you didn't know was in your house running into the bathroom.

What if someone came in to rob you mid-shit?

Lol


Does that happen to you often?
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deupd_u
09/22/19 4:39:28 PM
#8:


Most dishonorable
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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/22/19 4:40:06 PM
#9:


Ruvan22 posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Until someone you didn't know was in your house running into the bathroom.

What if someone came in to rob you mid-shit?

Lol


Does that happen to you often?


Clearly not, if he is comfortable shitting with the door open.

It only takes once to happen though.
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a-c-a-b
09/22/19 4:49:56 PM
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I live in a small apartment, so I always shit with door closed and the ceiling fan on. If I don't it'll stink up the whole place.
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HANGtheDJ_86
09/22/19 5:15:19 PM
#11:


I agree.

You can always just pretend you forgot to lock the stall anyway.
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R1masher
09/22/19 5:17:29 PM
#12:


Poop flasher? Whats next poop streaking?
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DrizztLink
09/22/19 5:18:46 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
What if someone came in to rob you mid-shit?

Lol
You use the poop as a weapon.

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Hanky_Bannister
09/22/19 6:03:14 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
What if someone came in to rob you mid-shit?

Lol
You use the poop as a weapon.

brilliant
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Hairy-man
09/22/19 6:08:34 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
I agree.

You can always just pretend you forgot to lock the stall anyway.


Haha
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