Current Events > Smoke grenades are almost universally legal and everyone should have some.

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BlingBling22947
09/22/19 2:29:57 PM
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Intruder breaks into your home?

Toss a smoke grenade to confuse them and obscure your movements before you introduce them to your boisterous roommate, Mr. Shotgun.

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Jabodie
09/22/19 2:31:15 PM
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Seems unwise unless you have something that will let you see through the smoke.
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MasterGakke
09/22/19 2:34:19 PM
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Sounds like a good way to have to throw away everything you own due to smoke damage. And have to pay thousands of dollars to have a specialty cleaning service to get rid of the smell.
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SH_expert44
09/22/19 2:53:56 PM
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MasterGakke posted...
Sounds like a good way to have to throw away everything you own due to smoke damage. And have to pay thousands of dollars to have a specialty cleaning service to get rid of the smell.

Step 1. Replace everything in your house with smoky marble furnishings.

Step 2. Smoke grenade yourself every day for months to get used to the smell and flavor.

Step 3. Invest in a smoke launcher and more grenades for the inevitable invader.

now youre ready
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BlingBling22947
09/24/19 3:09:49 AM
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MasterGakke posted...
Sounds like a good way to have to throw away everything you own due to smoke damage. And have to pay thousands of dollars to have a specialty cleaning service to get rid of the smell.


better than getting got

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Kaiganeer
09/24/19 3:11:52 AM
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blaze it
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MabusIncarnate
09/24/19 3:12:40 AM
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Wait, can I buy a smoke grenade legally? Are you fucking with me or is this legit?

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Evening_Dragon
09/24/19 3:12:59 AM
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tour fwenty
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HANGtheDJ_86
09/24/19 3:52:07 AM
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But you gotta think of a bad ass catchphrase to yell when you throw it before you can even consider owning one.
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slimfizzle4
09/24/19 3:55:02 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wait, can I buy a smoke grenade legally? Are you fucking with me or is this legit?

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Schwarz
09/24/19 4:11:22 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
But you gotta think of a bad ass catchphrase to yell when you throw it before you can even consider owning one.

"Smoke YOU!"
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MabusIncarnate
09/24/19 4:13:42 AM
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Amazon was a bust, someone tell me where to buy grenades online

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
09/24/19 5:53:31 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
But you gotta think of a bad ass catchphrase to yell when you throw it before you can even consider owning one.
"Before you ask, I dealt it."

*throws smoke grenade*
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Evening_Dragon
09/24/19 11:13:17 AM
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NOOB SAIBOT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

*/smoke*
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DevsBro
09/24/19 11:27:06 AM
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You have to play the clip from that "black guy argues with himself" video where he yells I WILL SMOKE YO ASS!

Best topic on CE right now.
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BlingBling22947
09/25/19 4:51:45 PM
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MasterGakke posted...
Sounds like a good way to have to throw away everything you own due to smoke damage. And have to pay thousands of dollars to have a specialty cleaning service to get rid of the smell.


you can avoid this by not placing too much worth in material things

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DevsBro
09/25/19 9:42:32 PM
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On a semi-related note, I once looked up laws on open carrying spears in the US. It was actually both interesting af and surprisingly reasonable. Only laws I could find were for California, though.
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BlingBling22947
09/27/19 3:33:49 PM
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Its actually mindboggling whats legal.

People are worried about guns.

Do some research and youll learn that you can pretty much start a small army before you even have to fill out any paperwork.

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