Current Events > Storm Area 51 FLOPS as only 75 PEOPLE SHOWED UP!! Look at them!!

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Full Throttle
09/20/19 11:29:25 PM
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Did you expect this to be a big flop? - Results (30 votes)
Yes but deep down i was hoping something interesting would happen
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Yes and i knew it all along. All hype, no bite
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No..i really thought something big was gonna happen
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Despite THOUSANDS of people who claim to be attending the Storm Area 51 event, only 75 PEOPLE SHOWED UP at the gates of Area 51 in Nevada!!

The group of alien enthusiasts marched to the gates of the government compound in the early hours of Friday morning for the much hyped Storm Area 51 "They Can't Stop All Of Us" event

For the whackos who showed up were in high spirits in outlandish costumes and waving placards as some even did the NARUTO RUSH as there were only 2 arrests at the whole gathering

Dailymail caught the moment alien believers ran and ducked under the gates as a man who URINATED nearby was arrested

Lincoln County Sheriff Kerry Lee will hold a press conference updating media on the events as the number of people involved was far fewere than the 2 million who pledged to show up but more conspiracy theorist and tourists are expected to show up in the coming days as 1500 revelrs already arrived in town, such a short distance from Area 51

The 2 towns combined only has 175 people with many locals wondering whether their community can cope with these people

The Air Force issued a stern warning for people not to try to enter the Nevada Test and Training Range as Lincoln County Emergency Manager Eric Holt said extra personnel and resources are on hand should the number swells and said 5000 to 50,000 could flock the area this weekend

Localsareholding concerts and moving screenings as people talk about alien lore while electronic DJ and recording artist Paul Oakenfold is headling "Alienstock"

Did you expect it to flop?

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BlackHorse6969
09/20/19 11:30:09 PM
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most are tactically hidden

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nevershine
09/20/19 11:32:28 PM
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I wonder how many were CEmen

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Kastrada
09/20/19 11:33:40 PM
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What's wrong with the guy in the second to last picture's left leg?

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im not 13
09/20/19 11:35:31 PM
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ur8BetB

They aren't even doing the run...
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Phantom_Nook
09/20/19 11:35:43 PM
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i'm pretty sure most were only in it for the memes.
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AvantgardeAClue
09/20/19 11:36:03 PM
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I'm just glad nobody got shot
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Skye Reynolds
09/20/19 11:36:19 PM
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Do you think the guy standing behind the sign was forced to pay a $1,000 fine?
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iPhone_7
09/20/19 11:37:34 PM
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They look like they had some fun.

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Axiom
09/20/19 11:39:21 PM
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Lol at the one guard in yellow staring at the camera like "Wtf is wrong with this world"
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burns112233
09/20/19 11:40:38 PM
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Looks like a pretty fun road trip. I'd have gone just for the lols, but stupid work.
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09/20/19 11:41:52 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/20/19 11:42:45 PM
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im not 13 posted...
ur8BetB

They aren't even doing the run...


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So_Hajile
09/20/19 11:46:43 PM
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So I guess that prostitute offering discounts to those who attend didn't make much bank in the end.
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darkprince45
09/20/19 11:52:53 PM
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i think this is inaccurate I live in Nevada and the news is reporting 3k people

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darkprince45
09/20/19 11:53:59 PM
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EmeralDragon23
09/21/19 12:01:55 AM
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75 ran to the gate, but 3k showed up to the nearby town and threw a music festival
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Tequilawhatitdo
09/21/19 12:10:46 AM
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Looks like fun

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SoIidLegacy
09/21/19 5:44:00 AM
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Gods, they look so fucking stupid just standing out there in front of the gate doing nothing.

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Ving_Rhames
09/21/19 5:51:43 AM
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Meme culture is a blight
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21WIVES_CHILL
09/21/19 6:02:59 AM
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Lul
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gguirao
09/21/19 1:13:58 PM
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All along.
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09/21/19 1:15:42 PM
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the result of feminism and government handouts
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09/21/19 1:16:18 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Localsareholding

if you're gonna make up shitty articles to post here, at least use proper grammer.
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09/21/19 1:17:00 PM
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