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Tired-Insomniac
09/19/19 2:02:20 PM
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Just got the notification from my Ring doorbell that there was motion at the door and it's the trash truck moving through the neighborhood

I was running late and it was pouring rain this morning and my last house trash pickup was on Fridays and we've only lived in this one a couple of weeks so still adjusting

God damn it another week of garbage stinking up my garage
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viewmaster_pi
09/19/19 2:03:39 PM
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Just ask your waifu to get out of the garage then

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The Trent
09/19/19 2:04:47 PM
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brother, i've been there
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Tired-Insomniac
09/19/19 2:08:16 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
Just ask your waifu to get out of the garage then


She's also at work

It was actually funny, I was in the middle of texting her asking if she put the trash out since she left for work like an hour after me then before I could hit send I got a "shit we forgot to put the trash out" from her since she saw the motion alert too
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The Trent
09/19/19 2:10:36 PM
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you know what they say
one man's trash is another man's david hasselhoff collection
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Lost_All_Senses
09/19/19 2:11:48 PM
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You ARE trash on the curb
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KillerSlaw
09/19/19 2:11:57 PM
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Guess someone is gonna have to make a trip to the train tracks on the outskirts of town...
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Zack_Attackv1
09/19/19 2:12:04 PM
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HypnoCoosh
09/19/19 2:13:00 PM
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I hate forgetting to put out the trash and waking up to the sound of the garbage truck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D3SWeof0qM" data-time="

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HypnoCoosh
09/19/19 2:13:14 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBkMdqmC_EA" data-time="


hahaha beat me to it!
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The Trent
09/19/19 2:13:26 PM
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Crono99 posted...
In my borough it's actually illegal to put the trash out the night before even if the garbage collectors pass early in the morning. My friend's brother got a fine for that a few years ago


i've gotten a letter from my HOA about this, which i promptly threw away
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SuperExcitebike
09/19/19 2:14:59 PM
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I have forgotten to leave the trash out on Thursday nights for weeks now. Luckily, the trash truck starts on the other side of the road and I can hear it. They come to my side much later
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Tired-Insomniac
09/19/19 2:20:05 PM
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Crono99 posted...
In my borough it's actually illegal to put the trash out the night before even if the garbage collectors pass early in the morning. My friend's brother got a fine for that a few years ago


That's stupid. Why would that be an issue unless your area has a huge raccoon problem
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09/19/19 2:22:25 PM
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smoke_break
09/19/19 2:25:39 PM
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Watch out for the maggots.

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Tired-Insomniac
09/19/19 2:27:36 PM
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Spooking posted...
Tired-Insomniac posted...
That's stupid. Why would that be an issue unless your area has a huge raccoon problem
The only problem in my neighborhood is you have people driving around looking for scrap metal.


They can take it, I'm trashing it anyway

Unless they knock shit over and leave a huge mess
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ThrillKillFan
09/21/19 6:12:06 AM
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Within the past 3 years or so the city garbage men here have missed my garbage no less than a dozen times. That included one time where they sent a different truck back and even they missed it. Of course it doesn't help that I use white trash bags and some of these incidents occurred in the winter after there's snow on the ground.

But the one time a couple months ago in the summer they missed it after I practically put the can in the middle of the road. Before that they took it upon themselves to sort through my recycling and tossed these foam trays we get from raw meat back in the can AND on the ground while also missing our garbage bag. Since that day I've been 'recycling' everything into the trash bag. Since they keep raising our property taxes and the county doesn't give back any of the money they make from the recycling to the taxpayers I'm not going to recycle.
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bknight
09/21/19 6:24:55 AM
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ThrillKillFan posted...
Within the past 3 years or so the city garbage men here have missed my garbage no less than a dozen times. That included one time where they sent a different truck back and even they missed it. Of course it doesn't help that I use white trash bags and some of these incidents occurred in the winter after there's snow on the ground.

But the one time a couple months ago in the summer they missed it after I practically put the can in the middle of the road. Before that they took it upon themselves to sort through my recycling and tossed these foam trays we get from raw meat back in the can AND on the ground while also missing our garbage bag. Since that day I've been 'recycling' everything into the trash bag. Since they keep raising our property taxes and the county doesn't give back any of the money they make from the recycling to the taxpayers I'm not going to recycle.

Bro, not recycling is not cool, yo.
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ThrillKillFan
09/21/19 2:20:09 PM
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bknight posted...
ThrillKillFan posted...
Within the past 3 years or so the city garbage men here have missed my garbage no less than a dozen times. That included one time where they sent a different truck back and even they missed it. Of course it doesn't help that I use white trash bags and some of these incidents occurred in the winter after there's snow on the ground.

But the one time a couple months ago in the summer they missed it after I practically put the can in the middle of the road. Before that they took it upon themselves to sort through my recycling and tossed these foam trays we get from raw meat back in the can AND on the ground while also missing our garbage bag. Since that day I've been 'recycling' everything into the trash bag. Since they keep raising our property taxes and the county doesn't give back any of the money they make from the recycling to the taxpayers I'm not going to recycle.

Bro, not recycling is not cool, yo.

@bknight

It is when you see neighbors putting out 10-12 bags of trash a week and NO recycling bins or as I said the county making money off our recyclables and not passing some of that on to the taxpayers in the form of keeping taxes the same for a couple of years.
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