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Omasitor Hain
09/16/19 2:38:09 AM
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Hi, everyone!
It's your boy, Hain!

Vicariously live your life through me! Watch me go on journeys to improve the human condition (vacations you paid for)! See me pretend everything I do is for the less fortunate! (physically/mentally disabled, homeless). Follow me as I pose wearing the latest fashions (that paid me)! I'm an influencer, I give people (the dregs of society) something to aspire to! I'm just like you ( nah, I'm above all you plebians, lol) ! Embrace my positivity and be uplifted (lol, suckers)!

I love all of you (not really lol, but if you give to my patreon I'll mildly pretend to give a fuck)!
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ASithLord7
09/16/19 2:38:33 AM
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Bitter
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Omasitor Hain
09/16/19 2:43:26 AM
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Hey, bud! Nice to meet your acquaintance! Love you!
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pinky0926
09/16/19 2:46:13 AM
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The ego required for someone to call themselves an "influencer" without the slightest tinge of embarrassment astonished me.
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