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brestugo
09/13/19 1:58:19 PM
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https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2019/09/jared-fogle-mailed-a-woman-pubic-hair-tracing-of-his-dong/

Earlier this year, we reported how disgraced sexual predator Jared Fogle is living large in the big house. Being rich has its perks, even in prison.

But apparently his easy life has made him feel entitled to push the boundaries of what's allowed for prisoners.

He has multiple pen pals beyond prison walls. And he sent one woman an outline of his junk ... along with clippings of his pubic hair.

Fogle was infamously convicted for possession of child pornography and traveling to purchase sex with minors.

Even so, most people in their right minds would never have predicted how strange, creepy, and gross his "love notes" might be.

For one thing, he included what appears to be a tracing of his erect penis.


Unsolicited dick pics just went retro, we guess.

For another thing, he included a sampling of his pubic hair, hoping that the recipient would be excited ... and would reciprocate.

The 42-year-old's pervy letter shocked his lady pen pal, which we're guessing is how it fell into RadarOnline's possession.

"I hope you like them!," the disgraced sandwich salesman wrote of the strands of pubic hair.

Within the text of the letter, he also expressed his hope that she would respond in kind with some of her own nether hairs.

"Maybe you could put a few of [your pubic hairs] in the letter to me!" Fogle expresses.

On a more normal level, he pleaded with her for sexy photos to keep him company during his stay in prison.

Obviously, not everyone has pubic hair to send in 2019, but that's not the issue here.

In addition to being a super pervy request, Fogle's suggestion is also a violation of prison rules.

You can't receive unsanctioned gifts in letters -- not even hair.

It seems that Fogle's fixation upon sex has not diminished with his time behind bars (which is no surprise, really).

Along with his "gift," he also offered a number of lewd suggestions to his pen pal.

Fogle suggested that she should bang someone else and then give him all of the salacious details.

"That would be a huge turn on for me," he admitted in his efforts to encourage his pen pal to act on his whims.

"I wouldnt be jealous," he promised. "As long as you are honest."


That would be a very healthy attitude for people in an open relationship. Less so for a pen pal prisoner.

Clearly, this letter was too much for the woman who hadn't previously objected to a long-distance romance with a sexual predator.

Everybody has their limits, we suppose.

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Bitter_Virgin
09/13/19 2:00:24 PM
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MC_BatCommander
09/13/19 2:01:55 PM
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How about the women who want to get with a child predator, what the fuck is going on in their minds
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hockeybub89
09/13/19 2:01:59 PM
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Dark_Garioshi
09/13/19 2:02:07 PM
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Ah,

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SuperShake666
09/13/19 2:02:26 PM
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Wow...
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PatrickMahomes
09/13/19 2:03:33 PM
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I am legit surprised he hasn't been assaulted to death in prison at this point
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Vicious_Dios
09/13/19 2:04:04 PM
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Keep him the fuck in there, please.
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Zikten
09/13/19 2:04:32 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
How about the women who want to get with a child predator, what the fuck is going on in their minds

There are women who fall in love with serial killers. A certain subset of women are attracted to messed up people
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Zikten
09/13/19 2:05:34 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
I am legit surprised he hasn't been assaulted to death in prison at this point

He's probably in protected wing of the prison
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Lost_All_Senses
09/13/19 2:06:52 PM
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Dick picks? What exactly are people picking out their dicks?
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Evening_Dragon
09/13/19 2:07:54 PM
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Zikten posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
How about the women who want to get with a child predator, what the fuck is going on in their minds

There are women who fall in love with serial killers. A certain subset of women are attracted to messed up people


It's the extreme of bad boy logic, serial killers being the "baddest" boys. There was a doc on netflix.
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Pepys Monster
09/13/19 2:09:48 PM
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brestugo posted...
Fogle suggested that she should bang someone else and then give him all of the salacious details.

"That would be a huge turn on for me," he admitted in his efforts to encourage his pen pal to act on his whims.

So hes a cuck.
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brestugo
09/13/19 2:09:59 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
I am legit surprised he hasn't been assaulted to death in prison at this point

He's apparently in a very, very cushy prison.

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2019/02/jared-fogle-is-living-the-good-life-behind-bars-ex-con-reveals/

He even took cooking classes. I guess being rich has its advantages.
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Esrac
09/13/19 2:10:32 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
brestugo posted...
Fogle suggested that she should bang someone else and then give him all of the salacious details.

"That would be a huge turn on for me," he admitted in his efforts to encourage his pen pal to act on his whims.

So hes a cuck.


Shocking.
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Solid Sonic
09/13/19 2:10:58 PM
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How are you a disgraced sexual predator?
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Solar_Crimson
09/13/19 2:11:56 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Good to know he hasn't changed, the bastard.

No kidding. They should have put him in a standard prison, considering what he did.
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brestugo
09/13/19 4:12:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Dick picks? What exactly are people picking out their dicks?

Oops! Typo.
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Hanky_Bannister
09/13/19 4:14:38 PM
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imagine being into a pederast
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Machete
09/13/19 4:29:57 PM
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As bad as that is, it would have been worse if he had also told the woman to show them to her granddaughter >_>
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omega cookie
09/15/19 2:41:19 AM
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How has he not been killed yet?
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biggernails
09/15/19 3:23:45 AM
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what an absolutely crazy bastard
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cjsdowg
09/15/19 3:57:54 AM
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Fuck her for acting indignant. She knows what he is and she is chatting with her . All just to out outraged about this.
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spikethedevil
09/15/19 4:00:19 AM
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omega cookie posted...
How has he not been killed yet?


@omega_cookie Read post 14.

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omega cookie
09/15/19 4:03:23 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
omega cookie posted...
How has he not been killed yet?


omega_cookie Read post 14.

The Brotherhood can always, always find a way. Goddamn Nazis, not even doing the one thing their good for.
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bobbaaay
09/15/19 6:34:50 AM
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Mailing pubes? The only place pubes belong is down the fucking drain because it's 2019 and what fucking animal doesn't shave?
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brestugo
09/15/19 3:32:17 PM
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Imagine how much more perverted he's become sitting in a cell all this time. Might have to keep him locked up forever.
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CM_Ponch
09/15/19 3:59:30 PM
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Pedos shouldn't be allowed outside interaction let alone fanmail
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