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Hanky_Bannister 09/11/19 8:31:24 PM #1:	ignore knock still knocks ignore again still knocks sigh open door HI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "no thanks" --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:927309395] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>ignore knock still knocks ignore again still knocks sigh open door HI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "no thanks"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 09/11/19 8:33:22 PM #2:	I hide got dang heathens always after me --- https://imgtc.com/i/HXEuaL9.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/xZ5hGDm.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/UZiqG9l.jpg https://imgtc.ws/i/gEfkzml.gif <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:927309477] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>I hide got dang heathens always after me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/11/19 8:36:21 PM #3:	Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:927309601] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 09/11/19 8:36:34 PM #4:	i started playing a porno once on my laptop and went near the door and turned the volume up. they started laughing and left lol --- Currently playing: The Division 2 (ps4), Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (xbox 360) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:927309610] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>i started playing a porno once on my laptop and went near the door and turned the volume up. they started laughing and left lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/11/19 8:38:04 PM #5:	mustachedmystic posted... Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away. Take the book then throw it down your driveway --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:927309661] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away.</quote> Take the book then throw it down your driveway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 09/11/19 8:38:36 PM #6:	Jehovah witnesses might be worse than the mormons tbh --- https://imgtc.com/i/HXEuaL9.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/xZ5hGDm.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/UZiqG9l.jpg https://imgtc.ws/i/gEfkzml.gif <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:927309685] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>Jehovah witnesses might be worse than the mormons tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 09/11/19 8:38:45 PM #7:	SauI_Goodman posted... i started playing a porno once on my laptop and went near the door and turned the volume up. they started laughing and left lol xD nice --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:927309692] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>i started playing a porno once on my laptop and went near the door and turned the volume up. they started laughing and left lol</quote> xD nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/11/19 8:41:42 PM #8:	slimfizzle4 posted... mustachedmystic posted... Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away. Take the book then throw it down your driveway I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:927309824] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away.</quote> Take the book then throw it down your driveway</quote> I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 09/11/19 8:42:46 PM #9:	Tell them you need help mowing your lawn. They'll do it. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:927309868] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you need help mowing your lawn. They'll do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 09/11/19 8:43:31 PM #10:	mustachedmystic posted... slimfizzle4 posted... mustachedmystic posted... Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away. Take the book then throw it down your driveway I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built. yeah theres no reason to be mean, they are very polite. --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:927309891] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away.</quote> Take the book then throw it down your driveway</quote> I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built.</quote> yeah theres no reason to be mean, they are very polite.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/11/19 8:44:18 PM #11:	vigorm0rtis posted... Tell them you need help mowing your lawn. They'll do it. Put their asses to work. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:927309925] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>vigorm0rtis posted...</cite> <quote>Tell them you need help mowing your lawn. They'll do it.</quote> Put their asses to work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 09/11/19 8:44:30 PM #12:	mustachedmystic posted... slimfizzle4 posted... mustachedmystic posted... Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away. Take the book then throw it down your driveway I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built. It's important to know that evangelizing their religion isn't the point. The mission call is part of their indoctrination. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:927309934] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away.</quote> Take the book then throw it down your driveway</quote> I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built.</quote> It's important to know that evangelizing their religion isn't the point. The mission call is part of their indoctrination.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 09/11/19 8:44:42 PM #13:	CADE FOSTER posted... Jehovah witnesses might be worse than the mormons tbh Yeah we don't really get the Mormons around here. But we do have the followers of Jenova and their prophet Sephiroth --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:927309941] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted...</cite> <quote>Jehovah witnesses might be worse than the mormons tbh</quote> Yeah we don't really get the Mormons around here. But we do have the followers of Jenova and their prophet Sephiroth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 09/11/19 8:45:14 PM #14:	CADE FOSTER posted... Jehovah witnesses might be worse than the mormons tbh those fuckers woke me up last Saturday. then ran away before I could yell at them. --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! So... what did we learn? <cite>Medussa posted [p:927309965] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted...</cite> <quote>Jehovah witnesses might be worse than the mormons tbh</quote> those fuckers woke me up last Saturday. then ran away before I could yell at them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaccharineSmile 09/11/19 8:46:57 PM #15:	where their bicycles cool looking? They always seem to ride mountains bikes and not road bikes which would make their travels easier --- Sent from my IPhone X <cite>SaccharineSmile posted [p:927310039] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>where their bicycles cool looking? They always seem to ride mountains bikes and not road bikes which would make their travels easier </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 09/11/19 8:52:36 PM #17:	vigorm0rtis posted... mustachedmystic posted... slimfizzle4 posted... mustachedmystic posted... Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away. Take the book then throw it down your driveway I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built. It's important to know that evangelizing their religion isn't the point. The mission call is part of their indoctrination. As long as they aren't rude to me while they do it, IDGAF. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:927310255] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>vigorm0rtis posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>Last time they showed up, I told them I was Catholic. They were like, GREAT!, then insisted I take their book anyway. I took it, just so they'd go away.</quote> Take the book then throw it down your driveway</quote> I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built.</quote> It's important to know that evangelizing their religion isn't the point. The mission call is part of their indoctrination.</quote> As long as they aren't rude to me while they do it, IDGAF.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/11/19 8:54:02 PM #18:	mustachedmystic posted... I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built. I can. Gotta teach them not to be knocking on my damn door --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:927310306] in Mormons ju... [t:78006556]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>I can't be an ass to someone, unless they are first. That's just how I was built.</quote> I can. Gotta teach them not to be knocking on my damn door</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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