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Urien
09/09/19 9:59:10 PM
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She's p cute and she's Canadian so I wanna make her feel like she's home.
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LordFarquad1312
09/09/19 10:00:22 PM
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Say "aboot" a lot.
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R1masher
09/09/19 10:01:54 PM
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Watch corner gas and throw the leg over
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Ryven
09/09/19 10:01:56 PM
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Ask her who her favorite team is.

If she says I don't follow hockey, she's a fraud.
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CanuckCowboy
09/09/19 10:04:46 PM
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Watch letterkenny. Use what you learn.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/09/19 10:04:52 PM
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Take her to a hockey game. If she goes back to your place throw on some Celine Dion. The next morning make her some waffles with plenty of syrup.
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jpenny2
09/09/19 10:08:21 PM
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Explain to her how much you love beavers.
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Cobra1010
09/09/19 10:08:56 PM
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Is her name Bianca Andreescu?
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MedeaLysistrata
09/09/19 10:09:52 PM
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Why does Urien from Street Fighter need to impress a Canadian girl?
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Darkraiomb
09/09/19 10:10:35 PM
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Watch a South Park episode with Canadians and then try to talk like they do.
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OwlRammer
09/09/19 10:10:38 PM
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SwayM
09/11/19 12:51:35 PM
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Im assuming shes Canadian living in America?

Ask her what she misses most about the Great White North. Whatever her answer surprise her with a version of that the next time you see her. For example if she says poutine you could find a place that makes it your better yet make it for her. Just make sure you do it correctly.

Be flirty and spontaneous but dont be a total creeper about it. If she says multiple things dont feel the need to check them all off otherwise youll just come across as desperate.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/11/19 12:52:42 PM
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@JimCarrysToe
Got any ideas?

I for one suggest throwing bags of milk at her
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dr_marble
09/11/19 12:53:08 PM
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50 dick picks, all incorporating maple syrup.
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meestermj
09/11/19 12:55:16 PM
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If you do poutine, make it at home.

As a Canadian, American poutine is generally hot garbage and a disgrace to the beauty that is poutine.

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JimCarrysToe
09/11/19 2:53:14 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
@JimCarrysToe
Got any ideas?

I for one suggest throwing bags of milk at her

Get her a pet baby moose, bitches love moose.
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Paragon21XX
09/11/19 2:56:01 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Say "aboot" a lot.

Also end every sentence in "eh" and say "sorry" a lot.
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SwayM
09/11/19 3:40:31 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
@JimCarrysToe
Got any ideas?

I for one suggest throwing bags of milk at her

Get her a pet baby moose, bitches love moose.


If youre getting her an animal get her a house hippo
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Shadow20201
09/11/19 3:45:07 PM
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Apologize for being interested in her.
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specialkid8
09/11/19 3:45:14 PM
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Slather yourself in maple syrup.
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Smashingpmkns
09/11/19 3:45:37 PM
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Offer her some bagged milk
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TheAnthraxBunny
09/11/19 10:29:09 PM
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Parler de sparatisme.
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