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TeaMilk 09/09/19 3:55:29 PM #1:	My mom's racially diverse boyfriend does paella catering most weekends and we are stuck with the leftovers and forced to eat them I usually have the vegan ones cuz I ain't microwaving squid and mussels at work --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927202926] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>My mom's racially diverse boyfriend does paella catering most weekends and we are stuck with the leftovers and forced to eat them I usually have the vegan ones cuz I ain't microwaving squid and mussels at work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/09/19 3:56:29 PM #2:	"I don't know what 'pah-ella' is, but I'm NoT EATING IT" anyone remember that commercial --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:927202968] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>"I don't know what 'pah-ella' is, but I'm NoT EATING IT" anyone remember that commercial </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 3:57:08 PM #3:	HylianFox posted... "I don't know what 'pah-ella' is, but I'm NoT EATING IT" anyone remember that commercial lol nah, what was it advertising? --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203000] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>"I don't know what 'pah-ella' is, but I'm NoT EATING IT" anyone remember that commercial </quote>lol nah, what was it advertising?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 3:58:01 PM #4:	So he's el Spanish? And of course microwave the fish at work. With the ktichen open, 10 minutes before the lunchhour rush --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203040] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>So he's el Spanish? And of course microwave the fish at work. With the ktichen open, 10 minutes before the lunchhour rush</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 09/09/19 3:58:15 PM #5:	Slap his belly --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:927203045] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Slap his belly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 09/09/19 4:01:08 PM #6:	TeaMilk posted... HylianFox posted... "I don't know what 'pah-ella' is, but I'm NoT EATING IT" anyone remember that commercial lol nah, what was it advertising? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1nsuQi40w" data-time=" Some weird Verizon all-in-one thingy. --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. <cite>Schwarz posted [p:927203174] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>"I don't know what 'pah-ella' is, but I'm NoT EATING IT" anyone remember that commercial </quote>lol nah, what was it advertising?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1nsuQi40w" data-time=" Some weird Verizon all-in-one thingy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:01:40 PM #7:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Slap his belly Please stop trying to get TeaMilk to steal her mom's boyfriend from her. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203201] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Slap his belly</quote> Please stop trying to get TeaMilk to steal her mom's boyfriend from her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 09/09/19 4:01:54 PM #8:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... So he's el Spanish? And of course microwave the fish at work. With the ktichen open, 10 minutes before the lunchhour rush dont forget to reheat the broccoli aswell --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:927203214] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>So he's el Spanish? And of course microwave the fish at work. With the ktichen open, 10 minutes before the lunchhour rush</quote> dont forget to reheat the broccoli aswell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:02:06 PM #9:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... So he's el Spanish? And of course microwave the fish at work. With the ktichen open, 10 minutes before the lunchhour rush hes black too :) SSJGrimReaper posted... Slap his belly NO!!! One time I had a friend over and he literally started rubbing his belly and talking about how fat hed gotten in front of us :( he has like a gross hard potbelly and no other body fat tho --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203223] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>So he's el Spanish? And of course microwave the fish at work. With the ktichen open, 10 minutes before the lunchhour rush</quote>hes black too :) SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Slap his belly</quote>NO!!! One time I had a friend over and he literally started rubbing his belly and talking about how fat hed gotten in front of us :( he has like a gross hard potbelly and no other body fat tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:03:00 PM #10:	TeaMilk posted... hes black too :) stares So it's a white-Asian-black-hispanic-... etc family you got there? I don't think anyone can ever accuse you of racism now --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203257] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>hes black too :)</quote> stares So it's a white-Asian-black-hispanic-... etc family you got there? I don't think anyone can ever accuse you of racism now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:04:37 PM #11:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... SSJGrimReaper posted... Slap his belly Please stop trying to get TeaMilk to steal her mom's boyfriend from her. I'm saving all my tummy slaps for cornman next week Hanky_Bannister posted... dont forget to reheat the broccoli aswell I actually had tuna and broccoli pasta last Tuesday >_> I hope it wasn't too bad --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203338] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Slap his belly</quote> Please stop trying to get TeaMilk to steal her mom's boyfriend from her.</quote>I'm saving all my tummy slaps for cornman next week Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote> dont forget to reheat the broccoli aswell</quote>I actually had tuna and broccoli pasta last Tuesday >_> I hope it wasn't too bad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:05:47 PM #12:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... TeaMilk posted... hes black too :) stares So it's a white-Asian-black-hispanic-... etc family you got there? I don't think anyone can ever accuse you of racism now he wrote "flied lice" on some Chinese takeout we got recently, and also my dad hates Asian women now because my mom wasn't submissive enough for him --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203392] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>hes black too :)</quote> stares So it's a white-Asian-black-hispanic-... etc family you got there? I don't think anyone can ever accuse you of racism now</quote>he wrote "flied lice" on some Chinese takeout we got recently, and also my dad hates Asian women now because my mom wasn't submissive enough for him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:07:37 PM #13:	FUCKING DAMN IT TM Now I'm have to get drunk on my next day off and watch Lethal Weapon 4 for the Uncle Benny fried rice/flied lice scene Is your mom born in Japan or in the US? I ask because... I'm building a portfolio of connections to get to the US --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203486] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>FUCKING DAMN IT TM Now I'm have to get drunk on my next day off and watch Lethal Weapon 4 for the Uncle Benny fried rice/flied lice scene Is your mom born in Japan or in the US? I ask because... I'm building a portfolio of connections to get to the US</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:08:10 PM #14:	What the fuck my moms not even Japanese you weeb --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203517] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck my moms not even Japanese you weeb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 09/09/19 4:09:25 PM #15:	Share it with cornman --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:927203590] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Share it with cornman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:09:36 PM #16:	I... I t-thou I... What are you?! I thought you were Japanese/white --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203603] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>I... I t-thou I... What are you?! I thought you were Japanese/white</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/09/19 4:10:16 PM #17:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... What are you?! people ask me that all the time --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:927203637] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... </cite> <quote>What are you?!</quote> people ask me that all the time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:11:57 PM #19:	M-marked enjoy your ban --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203741] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>M-marked enjoy your ban</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:13:41 PM #20:	Wait sorry I thought you liked that kind of thing --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203827] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Wait sorry I thought you liked that kind of thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:15:39 PM #21:	delete post pls before it gets marked And now I'm just picturing a cartoon character that just beat someone up with a giant mallet and is like "oh did I do wrong?" --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927203902] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>delete post pls before it gets marked And now I'm just picturing a cartoon character that just beat someone up with a giant mallet and is like "oh did I do wrong?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloofHermit 09/09/19 4:15:53 PM #22:	is your mom hot? --- Steam/PSN:AloofHermit http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html <cite>AloofHermit posted [p:927203920] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>is your mom hot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:16:48 PM #23:	AloofHermit posted... is your mom hot? yes shes like 63 but looks 40 and has a fat ass --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927203950] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>AloofHermit posted...</cite> <quote>is your mom hot?</quote>yes shes like 63 but looks 40 and has a fat ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:18:41 PM #24:	TeaMilk posted... yes shes like 63 but looks 40 and has a fat ass Ah, the Klingonese women age well But for real how about: dear mom's black spanish boyfriend, MAKE DIFFERENT FUCKING FOOD --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927204045] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>yes shes like 63 but looks 40 and has a fat ass</quote> Ah, the Klingonese women age well But for real how about: dear mom's black spanish boyfriend, MAKE DIFFERENT FUCKING FOOD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:20:54 PM #25:	It's his business though! Rich ass people pay him to go to their mansions and make paella I used to eat a lot better when I was on my own, my mom gets fucking PISSED when I use her kitchen to cook and leave like a crumb somewhere --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927204147] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>It's his business though! Rich ass people pay him to go to their mansions and make paella I used to eat a lot better when I was on my own, my mom gets fucking PISSED when I use her kitchen to cook and leave like a crumb somewhere</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:23:45 PM #26:	Yeah but the question still remains: why not move out into a nice apartment with a 300lb feedee and cook there? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927204283] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but the question still remains: why not move out into a nice apartment with a 300lb feedee and cook there?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:25:19 PM #27:	Wow you know the lingo I'm impressed... I just don't have the money yet smh my dad wants $12k from me next month and that's most of my money, and I'm only making intern wages --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927204367] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Wow you know the lingo I'm impressed... I just don't have the money yet smh my dad wants $12k from me next month and that's most of my money, and I'm only making intern wages</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:26:21 PM #28:	I looked into it as a career chocie. But apparently "gaining 500lbs from alcohol" isn't what most feeders want to engage with so... Can you not stay at your mom's? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927204410] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>I looked into it as a career chocie. But apparently "gaining 500lbs from alcohol" isn't what most feeders want to engage with so... Can you not stay at your mom's?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/09/19 4:29:16 PM #29:	Get into pasta and ice cream instead and we'll talk Oh yeah I'm staying at my moms. But my dad needs me to pay back college loans immediately cuz he is struggling to make ends meat and needs to pay off his new sailboat and repair his motorcycle before he goes on vacation --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:927204550] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Get into pasta and ice cream instead and we'll talk Oh yeah I'm staying at my moms. But my dad needs me to pay back college loans immediately cuz he is struggling to make ends meat and needs to pay off his new sailboat and repair his motorcycle before he goes on vacation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/09/19 4:57:44 PM #30:	Or just or, leave the country! I mean ice cream is more of a "I just got beat up by Holly Holm and Amanda Nunes and now I want to get fat" thing --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927205901] in man I'm so... [t:78000682]...</cite> <quote>Or just or, leave the country! I mean ice cream is more of a "I just got beat up by Holly Holm and Amanda Nunes and now I want to get fat" thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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