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jumi
09/08/19 11:00:38 PM
#1:


Yes or no? - Results (4 votes)
Fuck yes!
50% (2 votes)
2
Hell naw!
50% (2 votes)
2
Would you?

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HylianFox
09/08/19 11:01:13 PM
#2:


spiders can already fly via ballooning

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biggernails
09/08/19 11:01:37 PM
#3:


no. even if I had myself protected in a fortress, I'd be paranoid to the point of my sanity breaking completely
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jpenny2
09/08/19 11:02:25 PM
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There are no dangerous spiders here, so sure.
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VTBM
09/08/19 11:03:20 PM
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jumi
09/08/19 11:06:51 PM
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VTBM posted...
Doesn't mean they can fly.


They can fly.

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BilalPowell
09/08/19 11:09:08 PM
#7:


So I'm rich and spiders drink red bull. Sounds great.
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biggernails
09/08/19 11:23:21 PM
#8:


dude, spiders would probably overrun the earth and kill 6 billion people in less than a decade
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MrNintendo1213
09/08/19 11:25:28 PM
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Spiders like to hide, so they would just fly into a corner and stay there. Plus they can already fly in the wind, now they just get to aim. tbh this is an improvement, because before they might accidentally fly into you, and now they will fly away from you.
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jumi
09/08/19 11:51:49 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Spiders like to hide, so they would just fly into a corner and stay there. Plus they can already fly in the wind, now they just get to aim. tbh this is an improvement, because before they might accidentally fly into you, and now they will fly away from you.


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TheMikh
09/08/19 11:55:09 PM
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I've found at least one black widow in my house.

But I'm sure that would not be an issue if I had 1B.
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AirFresh
09/08/19 11:55:27 PM
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I like spiders so yes I will give them an even bigger predatory advantage and gladly come out with a ton of capital. This is a win-win for me.
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Distant_Rainbow
09/08/19 11:56:55 PM
#13:


Yes. You didn't specify what kind of wings.

All spiders now have vestigial wings like the human appendix. Done. Gimme my money.

jumi posted...
VTBM posted...
Doesn't mean they can fly.


They can fly.


Not in the unedited OP, doesn't count.
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jumi
09/08/19 11:59:09 PM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
Yes. You didn't specify what kind of wings.

All spiders now have vestigial wings like the human appendix. Done. Gimme my money.

Not in the unedited OP, doesn't count.


That was a clarification, not a change. I never said they couldn't fly.

They can fly.

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Kensaimage
09/09/19 12:02:10 AM
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Yeah, may as well. They wont have to wait for mosquitos to fly into a web, so theyll just be much better at eating them.

Less mosquitos is a win
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Led-Zeppelin
09/09/19 12:02:33 AM
#16:


spiders are bros they can have wings yeah
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apocalyptic_4
09/09/19 12:03:35 AM
#17:


I'd take it but I'd make sure my new house was spider free by any means necessary and probably hire professionals to keep these things off my property.
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Ving_Rhames
09/09/19 12:04:05 AM
#18:


Thats actually easy money. Id be filthy rich and now things like gnats and flies are significantly less annoying.
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geshkigal
09/09/19 12:04:43 AM
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I wonder what that would do to the food chain...
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DevsBro
09/09/19 12:07:11 AM
#20:


I can use spiders not having wings to earn way more than a billion dollars.
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gguirao
09/09/19 4:15:41 AM
#21:


Deal.
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MrFingers07
09/09/19 4:47:28 AM
#22:


I want to say sure, but idk what kind of impact spiders having wings will have on the world. Like I'm not a smart man, like idk if flying spiders will cause certain insects to become extinct or something. And if those extinct insects will cause a massive chain reaction that can cause hella damage to the food chain.

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Ricemills
09/09/19 4:47:37 AM
#23:


so what wings they will have?
if they got buffalo wings, then it's a deal
boneless wings are fine too.
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scar the 1
09/09/19 4:49:02 AM
#24:


Not sure messing up the ecosystem in unpredictable ways would be worth a billion dollars for me
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miki_sauvester
09/09/19 5:07:12 AM
#25:


I would pay money to give all spiders in the world wings. Chaos at that level you can't put a price on.
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VerisimiIitude
09/09/19 12:54:30 PM
#26:


I feel like this would have some crazy effects on the environment.
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