Current Events > Christ they ask some brutal questions at the sexual heath clinic.

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pinky0926
09/06/19 4:51:58 AM
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Sexually active?

Did you wear a condom?

How many women would you say you're banging right now?

Top of your head, how many babes did you slam over the last year?

Raped anyone lately?

Had your butt fisted in a gay pride leather orgy?
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boxington
09/06/19 4:54:57 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Raped anyone lately?

Had your butt fisted in a gay pride leather orgy?

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ClockworkHare
09/06/19 4:55:22 AM
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You get used to it.

Still better than not knowing...
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deupd_u
09/06/19 5:05:41 AM
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This is a lame gimmick, and @No_U_L7 is more believable than you.
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VanananaHeyHey
09/06/19 5:18:37 AM
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They ask women if they're pregnant at every single f***ing doctor's appointment, even the dentist. So damn obnoxious.
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pinky0926
09/06/19 5:54:43 AM
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deupd_u posted...
This is a lame gimmick, and ------- is more believable than you.


This is a weird response to a topic about a routine sexual health checkup
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deupd_u
09/06/19 6:50:42 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
This is a weird response to a topic about a routine sexual health checkup

Which you seem to make almost daily.
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RickyTheBAWSE
09/06/19 6:51:41 AM
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I feel like Marlon Wayans would have the best answers.
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Petrichoric
09/06/19 6:52:04 AM
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Deupd_u's virginity is showing. Might want to cover that up
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ArchiePeck
09/06/19 6:52:17 AM
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Petrichoric posted...
Deupd_u's virginity is showing. Might want to cover that up


LOL
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deupd_u
09/06/19 6:56:26 AM
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ArchiePeck posted...
Petrichoric posted...
Deupd_u's virginity is showing. Might want to cover that up


LOL

Does the thought of these spider legs wrapped around the juicy thighs of a sexy fem haunt you? Are you so disturbed, you deny the event's existence? Reality is a terror you can't ignore, my friend. Embrace the nightmare, or it will swallow you.
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Petrichoric
09/06/19 6:58:26 AM
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deupd_u posted...
ArchiePeck posted...
Petrichoric posted...
Deupd_u's virginity is showing. Might want to cover that up


LOL

Does the thought of these spider legs wrapped around the juicy thighs of a sexy fem haunt you? Are you so disturbed, you deny the event's existence? Reality is a terror you can't ignore, my friend. Embrace the nightmare, or it will swallow you.

No one wants to hear about you wrapping your girl legs around your blow-up doll man
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mattnd2007
09/06/19 7:00:18 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Does the thought of these spider legs wrapped around the juicy thighs of a sexy fem haunt you? Are you so disturbed, you deny the event's existence? Reality is a terror you can't ignore, my friend. Embrace the nightmare, or it will swallow you.
This read like something a grown up version of Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy would write

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pinky0926
09/06/19 7:07:06 AM
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Petrichoric posted...
Deupd_u's virginity is showing. Might want to cover that up


There's a cream for that
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dr_marble
09/06/19 7:19:00 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
deupd_u posted...
Does the thought of these spider legs wrapped around the juicy thighs of a sexy fem haunt you? Are you so disturbed, you deny the event's existence? Reality is a terror you can't ignore, my friend. Embrace the nightmare, or it will swallow you.
This read like something a grown up version of Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy would write

I was gonna say Satanic health clinic checkup.
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