Current Events > Oh dear, there's a lot of sexual tension building between my coworker and I

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treewojima
09/05/19 10:07:00 AM
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We were texting last night and I found out that we both are in a FWB phase in our lives, and yeah, our conversation escalated from there lol. When I came in this morning she turned bright red and started laughing before I'd even said "good morning"

Hoo boy, this is treacherous territory
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:08:55 AM
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Finger bang the muffler, you'll get a good idea of where she stands after
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treewojima
09/05/19 10:12:29 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Finger bang the muffler, you'll get a good idea of where she stands after


We both work in a car dealership parts department, so I can literally make that happen
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:12:52 AM
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Like a soldier.
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lww99
09/05/19 10:17:17 AM
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Careful! Things can get sketchy really quick, when dating/hooking up with co workers.

Fuck her at work
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PatrickMahomes
09/05/19 10:19:56 AM
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my coworker and me*
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treewojima
09/05/19 10:21:08 AM
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Oh yeah, AND she leans more toward preferring women, and would be down for tag teaming someone

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON
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aki_sora
09/05/19 10:24:01 AM
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What fwb?
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treewojima
09/05/19 10:25:34 AM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
What happened to the other girl you went out with like 3 weeks ago

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77986470
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AlmightyCheeks
09/05/19 10:28:41 AM
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aki_sora posted...
What fwb?
Fat wet boobies

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treewojima
09/05/19 10:40:18 AM
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Today is going to be a very long day
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treewojima
09/05/19 11:19:08 AM
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She just bent over in front of me. It was intentional.

The game is on, boyos.
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lww99
09/05/19 11:44:11 AM
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treewojima posted...
She just bent over in front of me. It was intentional.

The game is on, boyos.


Fuckkk youre in trouble
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Ving_Rhames
09/05/19 11:45:14 AM
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Screenshot of texts
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BobanMarjanovic
09/05/19 11:45:31 AM
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Pics
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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/05/19 11:47:49 AM
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treewojima posted...
She just bent over in front of me. It was intentional.

The game is on, boyos.


ayyy
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 11:49:24 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Screenshot of texts


This

Or at least a transcript
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dj1200
09/05/19 12:18:22 PM
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is she a fatass

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treewojima
09/05/19 12:25:15 PM
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I can do that once I get home from work and edit out her phone number. lol you guys are horndogs
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treewojima
09/05/19 12:25:30 PM
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dj1200 posted...
is she a fatass

Nah, athletic build
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 1:01:04 PM
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treewojima posted...
I can do that once I get home from work and edit out her phone number. lol you guys are horndogs


We live vicariously through you
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Makeveli_lives
09/05/19 1:12:08 PM
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treewojima posted...
I can do that once I get home from work and edit out her phone number. lol you guys are horndogs

Tired-Insomniac posted...
We live vicariously through you

This.

Also pics.
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treewojima
09/05/19 1:23:46 PM
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No pics, not gonna violate her privacy like that. She's a bit shorter than me (I'm 6'-6'1"), she has black hair, tan skin, big brown eyes, perky tits, a tight ass and long legs. Face isn't great, but she's cute in her own way. I'm not picky about shit like that. Definitely fuckable.

She's younger than me too, she's like 23 or 24 and I'm 31. Yeah boiiiiii
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Illuminoius
09/05/19 1:26:11 PM
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my coworker and me*
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SSJGrimReaper
09/05/19 1:27:06 PM
#27:


humpwojima
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treewojima
09/05/19 1:30:33 PM
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Don't grammar nazi my horny topic
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DDirtyDastard
09/05/19 1:33:26 PM
#29:


Don't shit where you eat brotha.
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treewojima
09/05/19 2:14:46 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Don't shit where you eat brotha.

But it's right there
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 2:55:30 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Don't shit where you eat brotha.


Don't listen to this guy

Do her
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treewojima
09/05/19 3:08:39 PM
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We have a weird dynamic. We've known each other for about 3 years, I tried to hit it, didn't happen, but we talked about a lot of shit for a good while. Then she quit to go back to school, her drinking got out of control, we had a falling out and stopped talking. Then within the past few months she came back to the job, and it was awkward at first, but we started talking again. She had quit drinking and was doing AA, I had pretty much quit my vices too, so we can talk about that.

Now it just got a lot more complicated lol
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MrKapowski
09/05/19 3:10:22 PM
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 3:15:16 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
This is trouble tbh


No it's not

Do her
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MrKapowski
09/05/19 3:20:18 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
MrKapowski posted...
This is trouble tbh


No it's not

Do her


Don't listen to this shit, TC.
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pauIie
09/05/19 3:22:08 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
Tired-Insomniac posted...
MrKapowski posted...
This is trouble tbh


No it's not

Do her


Don't listen to this shit, TC.

don't listen to THIS shit.

do her.
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Hairy-man
09/05/19 3:22:39 PM
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Oh lord this aint good.

I mean it is good but it isnt good
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 3:24:11 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
Tired-Insomniac posted...
MrKapowski posted...
This is trouble tbh


No it's not

Do her


Don't listen to this shit, TC.


Alright TC, here's how you can settle this.

treewojima posted...
She just bent over in front of me. It was intentional.


Imagine this moment again, but picture her naked.
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 3:39:33 PM
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It's hilarious to me that everyone in these topics just assumes the girl is hot. I just assume shes ugly and it's probably usually right

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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 4:07:30 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
It's hilarious to me that everyone in these topics just assumes the girl is hot. I just assume shes ugly and it's probably usually right


If she's attractive to the TC that's all that matters.
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treewojima
09/05/19 5:25:39 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
It's hilarious to me that everyone in these topics just assumes the girl is hot. I just assume shes ugly and it's probably usually right


Not everyone is as insecure about their looks as you, especially to the point of projection. But whatever, enjoy your six figure engineer job and your $2k wrist watches and your hot model dates.
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Gobstoppers12
09/05/19 5:27:52 PM
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She sounds like she's got a lot of baggage with the alcoholic thing. Be prepared to deal with an emotional rollercoaster if you go for it. FWB rarely stays that way.
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 5:27:59 PM
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treewojima posted...
Not everyone is as insecure about their looks as you, especially to the point of projection. But whatever, enjoy your six figure engineer job and your $2k wrist watches and your hot model dates.


I mean, I read further into the topic and you flat out admit her face isnt good...

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treewojima
09/05/19 6:30:59 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
treewojima posted...
Not everyone is as insecure about their looks as you, especially to the point of projection. But whatever, enjoy your six figure engineer job and your $2k wrist watches and your hot model dates.


I mean, I read further into the topic and you flat out admit her face isnt good...


I said "not great", not "not good". I also said I'm not picky about little shit like that. If I found her ugly I wouldn't want to fuck her brains out.

Not like some neckbeardy engineer who trolls GameFAQs all day has any room to comment on personal appearances anyway
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 6:37:58 PM
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treewojima posted...
I can do that once I get home from work and edit out her phone number. lol you guys are horndogs


You home yet
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 6:47:08 PM
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treewojima posted...
I said "not great", not "not good". I also said I'm not picky about little shit like that. If I found her ugly I wouldn't want to fuck her brains out.

Not like some neckbeardy engineer who trolls GameFAQs all day has any room to comment on personal appearances anyway


Not great might as well be terrible. And "little things" like a girls face? Lmao, might as well say you have no standards

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treewojima
09/05/19 6:47:46 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
treewojima posted...
I can do that once I get home from work and edit out her phone number. lol you guys are horndogs


You home yet


It's gonna be a minute. I got into a minor-ish car accident on the job and have to go do paperwork, take a drug test, etc. That's a story for another topic. It's been a wild day
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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/05/19 6:48:07 PM
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treewojima posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
treewojima posted...
Not everyone is as insecure about their looks as you, especially to the point of projection. But whatever, enjoy your six figure engineer job and your $2k wrist watches and your hot model dates.


I mean, I read further into the topic and you flat out admit her face isnt good...


I said "not great", not "not good". I also said I'm not picky about little shit like that. If I found her ugly I wouldn't want to fuck her brains out.

Not like some neckbeardy engineer who trolls GameFAQs all day has any room to comment on personal appearances anyway


got em
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HasaDiga
09/05/19 6:57:57 PM
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You can bang a coworker at a JOB because it's just a job and you can just get a different one. If it's a CAREER, you don't EVER bang a coworker.
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