Current Events > I can't believe my mom stooped so low

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I was in my room, and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing and then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. she called my name and I didn't hear her. then she started screaming, "mike! mike!" and I go, "what? what's the matter?"she goes, "what's the matter with you?" I go, "there's nothing wrong mom" she goes, "don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "no mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay I'm just thinking, you know? why don't you get me a pepsi?" she goes, "NO! you're on drugs!" I go, "mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking" and she goes, "NO! you're not thinking you're on drugs! normal people don't act that way!" I go, "mom, just get me a pepsi, please? all I want's a pepsi!" and she wouldn't give it to me, all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me. just a pepsi!
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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

rip Mike