Current Events > Nothing says "I have a little dick" like going slow in the fast lane

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Zeeak4444
08/28/19 2:03:30 AM
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Especially hilarious in a sad sort of way when they break check you.

Like, bruh, Im not speeding up to you as an insult or whatever crazy shit youre thinking, Im speeding cause I value my fucking time.

Made worse when its on a 4-5 lane and the fast lane has the slowest car on the freeway in it.
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legendarylemur
08/28/19 2:03:55 AM
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That's offensive to people with small dicks. Take it back

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FrozenXylophone
08/28/19 2:04:56 AM
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I think tc got turned on.
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Ving_Rhames
08/28/19 2:08:10 AM
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Agreed.
But people in the lanes next to you who think youre trying to race them because you immediately go when the light turns and actually accelerate at a non stupid pace are a very close second. Like bitch aint nobody thinking about you and your shitty ass old bucket foh
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Pepys Monster
08/28/19 2:20:02 AM
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Nah, it's dudes with lifted pick up trucks.
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WaterLink
08/28/19 2:20:37 AM
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I also hate people who don't understand the concept of ramps and how they're designed. People going 35-40 on the ramp trying to merge into a 70 mph road. And people slowing down to 50 or so before they even get on the exit ramp (i.e. still on the highway)
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leex0
08/28/19 2:21:28 AM
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Gotta be careful to get home to my wife and 3 kids. Tonight is casserole night!
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MabusIncarnate
08/28/19 2:23:52 AM
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Idk I see a lot of pick up trucks that are jacked 3 feet higher with rebel flag license plates in Tennessee a lot.

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Ryven
08/28/19 2:40:59 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Agreed.
But people in the lanes next to you who think youre trying to race them because you immediately go when the light turns and actually accelerate at a non stupid pace are a very close second. Like bitch aint nobody thinking about you and your shitty ass old bucket foh


I loathe these assholes so much. I can imagine them going ehhuehuehue notch another one up for me ehhuehuehue
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TheVipaGTS
08/28/19 2:44:01 AM
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one time a facebook friend of mine posted "im sick today :(. so if the left lane is going slower you'll know who lol!".....ok well...MAYBE JUST DON'T GET IN THAT LANE....

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Irony
08/28/19 2:45:09 AM
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Wait it's literally the opposite
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Zeeak4444
08/28/19 4:16:15 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
That's offensive to people with small dicks. Take it back


Thats fair, my apologies.
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DrizztLink
08/28/19 4:26:13 AM
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I don't think you understand the concept of small dick energy.

It's all about the overcompensation.

Like the guy riding your ass blaring the horn in a lifted truck when you're already going 15 over.

People going slow in the left lane are a totally different bag.

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Zeeak4444
08/28/19 4:37:39 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I don't think you understand the concept of small dick energy.

It's all about the overcompensation.

Like the guy riding your ass blaring the horn in a lifted truck when you're already going 15 over.

People going slow in the left lane are a totally different bag.


Ya I should have said no balls or something similar for sure.
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Kaiganeer
08/28/19 4:38:08 AM
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isn't it because their enormous cock is weighing the vehicle down and thus making it go slower
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biggernails
08/28/19 5:02:37 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I don't think you understand the concept of small dick energy.

It's all about the overcompensation.

Like the guy riding your ass blaring the horn in a lifted truck when you're already going 15 over.

People going slow in the left lane are a totally different bag.

Irony posted...
Wait it's literally the opposite
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