Current Events > You think aliens from outer space actually abduct us like we abduct animals from

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Da wild and tag dem or do science stuff to deir bodies?

Why wouldn't dey do dat to hella popular people instead of random nobodies?
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Why wouldn't dey do dat to hella popular people instead of random nobodies?

Random nobodies would be far more indicative of the general lifestyle of our species than famous rich people who get everything they want handed to them whenever they ask.

So it does make some kind of sense that they'd be grabbing less-than-affluent people, tbh.
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I guess dey would be smart enough to not bring attention to dem by having popular people say dey were legit abducted

But wouldn't da aliens want to know what makes dese hella popular people different from da other normal lame ones?
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I'd imagine they could figure that out by watching our various forms of media like everyone else does.
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