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treewojima
08/26/19 2:13:44 PM
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31 years ago, my parents had hot sweaty sex and 9 months later I was born!

I'm gonna call my mom and dad and congratulate them on their historic copulation
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hockeybub89
08/26/19 2:17:45 PM
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King Rial
08/26/19 2:19:47 PM
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You share a birthday with @DocileOrangeCup. Are you trying to steal his thunder?!!

Oh, I misread. Carry on.
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DestroyedDog
08/26/19 2:23:09 PM
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Congrats, today is my actual birthday.
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treewojima
08/26/19 2:23:39 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I thought conception normally happens several days after sex...


my dad's like Method Man, he's got that Super Sperm
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BuckVanHammer
08/26/19 2:24:16 PM
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DestroyedDog posted...
Congrats, today is my actual birthday.

mine too, i already celebrated it this past weekend tho...
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DestroyedDog
08/26/19 2:24:49 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
DestroyedDog posted...
Congrats, today is my actual birthday.

mine too, i already celebrated it this past weekend tho...

Happy birthday! I whooped it up last night, now today I feel like hell. Getting old sucks.
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