Current Events > Wait there's a toilet that splashes water on your ass?

Topic List	Page List: 1
Bitter_Virgin 08/24/19 10:57:46 PM #1:	Why would anyone want that. wtf? --- Prez of the CE League of Virgins: Together, we will free each other from virgin oppression! https://imgur.com/PwbhH <cite>Bitter_Virgin posted [p:926509605] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>Why would anyone want that. wtf?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 08/24/19 10:59:29 PM #2:	It's a bidet. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:926509676] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>It's a bidet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 08/24/19 11:00:56 PM #3:	It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets --- Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:926509745] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/24/19 11:01:46 PM #4:	Hey, enemas can be pretty refreshing I'll have you know. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926509772] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>Hey, enemas can be pretty refreshing I'll have you know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 08/24/19 11:07:27 PM #5:	I've never used a bidet. If it's really pressurized? Cause then that seems like it could hurt. Also, after you finish you gotta sit there a bit to dry off huh. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:926509973] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>I've never used a bidet. If it's really pressurized? Cause then that seems like it could hurt. Also, after you finish you gotta sit there a bit to dry off huh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#6	Post #6 was unavailable or deleted.
HANGtheDJ_86 08/24/19 11:13:15 PM #7:	KillerKhan420 posted... I've never used a bidet. If it's really pressurized? Cause then that seems like it could hurt. Also, after you finish you gotta sit there a bit to dry off huh. In my experience, the toilet paper has the potential to hurt you more. But I'm just speculating since I've only heard good things about bidets. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926510203] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>KillerKhan420 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never used a bidet. If it's really pressurized? Cause then that seems like it could hurt. Also, after you finish you gotta sit there a bit to dry off huh.</quote> In my experience, the toilet paper has the potential to hurt you more. But I'm just speculating since I've only heard good things about bidets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/24/19 11:13:25 PM #8:	HANGtheDJ_86 posted... Hey, enemas can be pretty refreshing I'll have you know. Colon Cleanse is better. enema doesn't do the job. laxatives is the colon cleanse. cleans you out. sugar free gummy bears has the same effect if you eat enough of em. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:926510206] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>HANGtheDJ_86 posted...</cite> <quote>Hey, enemas can be pretty refreshing I'll have you know.</quote> Colon Cleanse is better. enema doesn't do the job. laxatives is the colon cleanse. cleans you out. sugar free gummy bears has the same effect if you eat enough of em.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/24/19 11:18:42 PM #9:	kingdrake2 posted... Colon Cleanse is better. enema doesn't do the job. laxatives is the colon cleanse. cleans you out. But that doesn't have anything to do with shoving water up your butt. Sounds like a poor subsitute. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926510422] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote>Colon Cleanse is better. enema doesn't do the job. laxatives is the colon cleanse. cleans you out.</quote> But that doesn't have anything to do with shoving water up your butt. Sounds like a poor subsitute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bitter_Virgin 08/25/19 10:26:26 AM #10:	Feline_Heart posted... It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass? --- Prez of the CE League of Virgins: Together, we will free each other from virgin oppression! https://imgur.com/PwbhH <cite>Bitter_Virgin posted [p:926523559] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote>It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets</quote> why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/25/19 10:29:37 AM #11:	If you poop big, every toilet is a bidet --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926523643] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>If you poop big, every toilet is a bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RevivedPacifist 08/25/19 10:45:12 AM #12:	Bitter_Virgin posted... Feline_Heart posted... It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass? Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper --- Life is suffering <cite>RevivedPacifist posted [p:926523991] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>Bitter_Virgin posted...</cite> <quote>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote>It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets</quote> why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass?</quote> Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/25/19 2:44:39 PM #14:	RevivedPacifist posted... Bitter_Virgin posted... Feline_Heart posted... It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass? Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper This really puts things in perspective. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926531285] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>RevivedPacifist posted...</cite> <quote>Bitter_Virgin posted...</cite> <quote>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote>It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets</quote> why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass?</quote> Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper</quote> This really puts things in perspective.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 08/25/19 2:52:47 PM #15:	--- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:926531551] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote> --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 08/25/19 2:57:41 PM #16:	Bidets have only been around since the 1700s, so I can understand why this is a new concept for some people..... --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:926531688] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>Bidets have only been around since the 1700s, so I can understand why this is a new concept for some people.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterGakke 08/25/19 3:00:52 PM #17:	RevivedPacifist posted... Bitter_Virgin posted... Feline_Heart posted... It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass? Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper It's not dry, what is coming out of your brown eye? Other than that you're not wrong. I've used both and bidets definitely work a lot better, but I don't have one in my apartment. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>MasterGakke posted [p:926531803] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>RevivedPacifist posted...</cite> <quote>Bitter_Virgin posted...</cite> <quote>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote>It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets</quote> why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass?</quote> Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper</quote> It's not dry, what is coming out of your brown eye? Other than that you're not wrong. I've used both and bidets definitely work a lot better, but I don't have one in my apartment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 08/25/19 7:42:04 PM #18:	<_< --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:926541280] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote><_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/25/19 10:21:36 PM #19:	MasterGakke posted... RevivedPacifist posted... Bitter_Virgin posted... Feline_Heart posted... It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass? Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper It's not dry, what is coming out of your brown eye? It does become more dry as you wipe though. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926547059] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>MasterGakke posted...</cite> <quote>RevivedPacifist posted...</cite> <quote>Bitter_Virgin posted...</cite> <quote>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote>It cleans your ass much better than toilet paper. The real question is why do people still use toilets instead of bidets</quote> why would anyone want poo poo water going into their ass?</quote> Those same people are probably wondering why you're so happy about cleaning yourself by smearing dried shit against your ass using toilet paper</quote> It's not dry, what is coming out of your brown eye?</quote> It does become more dry as you wipe though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#20	Post #20 was unavailable or deleted.
DrizztLink 08/25/19 10:23:50 PM #21:	There's attachments to add a bidet to a regular toilet. It's not sucking water out of the bowl, it comes from the water attachment on the wall. Sprays horizontally. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:926547138] in Wait there... [t:77962532]...</cite> <quote>There's attachments to add a bidet to a regular toilet. It's not sucking water out of the bowl, it comes from the water attachment on the wall. Sprays horizontally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > Wait there's a toilet that splashes water on your ass? (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Wait there's a toilet that splashes water on your ass?