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UnfairRepresent
08/24/19 5:50:05 AM
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*Armed criminal with a fucking loaded gun runs past*
*Little skinny Pete watches*

Cop: "What the hell's the matter with you? You let him go!"

Yeah you tell that unarmed civvie to beat the crap out of armed dangerous criminals.

I mean yeah it's Spiderman but the cop didn't know he had superpowers.
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Monkhood
08/24/19 5:55:24 AM
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didn't he just utterly dominate a wrestling contest or something (haven't watched for ages)? Maybe the cop knew about that and thought he could handle it.
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gamer167
08/24/19 5:59:44 AM
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He literally just dismantled Bonesaw in 2 minutes
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UnfairRepresent
08/24/19 6:00:42 AM
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gamer167 posted...
He literally just dismantled Bonesaw in 2 minutes

1. Wrestling is fake

2. Did the cop even see that?

3. "Well you beat up some guy that means you should attack armed criminals" is still being an ass.
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bknight
08/24/19 6:12:27 AM
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But then the robber wouldn't have killed Uncle Ben and Peter wouldn't have become Spider-Man, instead he'd had continued his career as a wrestler, eventually going pro and then married some bimbo and ended up broke, on drug and divorced with 2 kids.
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Jagermeister513
08/24/19 6:19:32 AM
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He missed the part where that's his problem.
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UnfairRepresent
08/24/19 6:20:54 AM
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bknight posted...
But then the robber wouldn't have killed Uncle Ben

Well it turns out he didn't...
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Jagermeister513
08/24/19 6:23:41 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
bknight posted...
But then the robber wouldn't have killed Uncle Ben

Well it turns out he didn't...

Right??
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MichaelKaySeeYa
08/24/19 6:24:07 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
bknight posted...
But then the robber wouldn't have killed Uncle Ben

Well it turns out he didn't...


Please don't bring up that movie
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UnfairRepresent
08/24/19 6:42:27 AM
#10:


MichaelKaySeeYa posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
bknight posted...
But then the robber wouldn't have killed Uncle Ben

Well it turns out he didn't...


Please don't bring up that movie

What does it matter to you anyway!?
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Chicken
08/24/19 6:48:24 AM
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LightningAce11
08/24/19 6:59:21 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
MichaelKaySeeYa posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
bknight posted...
But then the robber wouldn't have killed Uncle Ben

Well it turns out he didn't...


Please don't bring up that movie

What does it matter to you anyway!?

Everything!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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