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Your character is being interviewed by April O'neil who says "We have an exciting Channel 6 exclusive interview tonight with my special guest who has agreed too w-"

When suddenly the Technodrome rises from the ground and a legion of Foot Soldiers run out led by The Shredder

"You fools! Now I have trapped those meddlesome turtles in Dimension X, no one can stop me And you miss O'Neil will be the first too see the world destroyed by the power of the ooooooooze!"

He then holds up a vial of ooze

Your character and April O'neil are the only thing standing in his way

what happens
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Well if Joanna Dark has the Farsight gun, she'd instakill Shredder and Crang th Brain before they could do anything and the foot soldiers are weaksauce against and of the other various weaponry and gadgets she has at her disposal.

Edelgard single handedly destroys their entire army

"Yoshi!"


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Solid Snake could surely solve that problem.
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Aloy puts an arrow between Shredder's eyes.
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Sophitia dashes in and stabs Shredder from across the room. Also breaks his neck for good measure.
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Akuma solos and hits Shredder with the Raging Demon
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SlamVook posted...

Solid Snake could surely solve that problem.

What? he's a stealth guy

the Foot would fuck him up

JlM posted...

Aloy puts an arrow between Shredder's eyes.

there isn't much shredder can do with his claws but I think block/deflect arrows is one
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biggernails posted...

Well if Joanna Dark has the Farsight gun, she'd instakill Shredder and Crang th Brain before they could do anything and the foot soldiers are weaksauce against and of the other various weaponry and gadgets she has at her disposal.

Where did Crang come from?
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Dante wins with no effort.
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Lara Croft was hiding in a bush behind Shredder the whole time. She sneaks up behind him and snaps his neck with a climbing axe.

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Master Chief solos
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Raiden from Mortal Kombat. He wipes the entire Foot Clan out in seconds, saves himself and April, opens a portal to Dimension X and saves the Turtles, all without breaking a sweat.
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Just another day for Sonic The Hedgehog.
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gguirao posted...

Raiden from Mortal Kombat. He wipes the entire Foot Clan out in seconds, saves himself and April, opens a portal to Dimension X and saves the Turtles, all without breaking a sweat.

Raiden loses his powers outside of Earthrealm
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UnfairRepresent posted...

biggernails posted...

Well if Joanna Dark has the Farsight gun, she'd instakill Shredder and Crang th Brain before they could do anything and the foot soldiers are weaksauce against and of the other various weaponry and gadgets she has at her disposal.

Where did Crang come from?

what? doesn't Shredder and Crang the Brain literally scheme together?

I really don't think Shredder stands a chance against Dante from the Devi May Cry series.
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Yamato from kantai collection.

I'm pretty sure we have enough firepower to win.
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"Dallas is in custody!"
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Spiderman vs Shredder sounds even cooler than Spiderman vs Wolverine to me. But I think he'd prob just yank the ooze and prioritize the Technodrome.
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Alyx Vance

I dunno what she does. I don't even know why I always think of HL2 characters for these things.
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Metroid instantly kills Shredder with a Plasma Beam, eviscerating him into a mist of blood vapor and bone. April gets really turned on by this and starts to make out with Metroid as he unbuttons her blouse.
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SpiralDrift posted...

Metroid instantly kills Shredder with a Wood Beam, eviscerating him into a mist of blood vapor and bone. April gets really turned on by this and starts to make out with Metroid as he unbuttons her blouse.

ftfu