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UnfairRepresent
08/22/19 5:47:44 AM
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Would you take it? - Results (8 votes)
Yes
87.5% (7 votes)
7
no
12.5% (1 vote)
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Money is tax free but your pee is blue for the rest of your life

It's still normal urine but instead of bring clear- yellow it's light blue- dark blue depending on hydration

Like what you see in diaper and tampon commercials
CvZwZxh

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DarthDemented
08/22/19 5:49:09 AM
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Neat
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biggernails
08/22/19 5:52:41 AM
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Id take it for free
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gunplagirl
08/22/19 5:53:30 AM
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Color of urine is a really big indicator of your health, would probably affect tests involving it
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Gobstoppers12
08/22/19 5:54:32 AM
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I'd pay you ten dollars to make it blue.
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biggernails
08/22/19 5:55:01 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Color of urine is a really big indicator of your health, would probably affect tests involving it

on the flip side, you could probably get away with diluting your urine to pass drug tests at stupud jobs that won't let you smoke weed even though it is legal
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DarthDemented
08/22/19 5:59:03 AM
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biggernails posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Color of urine is a really big indicator of your health, would probably affect tests involving it

on the flip side, you could probably get away with diluting your urine to pass drug tests at stupud jobs that won't let you smoke weed even though it is legal

Yeah isn't that fucked? It's your own personal time dammit. You wanna smoke then you have every right to do it. Now smoking on company time then yeah that's no bueno. No smokey at worky.
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SpiralDrift
08/22/19 6:02:40 AM
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This could make for some great bad-taste practical jokes.
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/19 6:03:17 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
biggernails posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Color of urine is a really big indicator of your health, would probably affect tests involving it

on the flip side, you could probably get away with diluting your urine to pass drug tests at stupud jobs that won't let you smoke weed even though it is legal

Yeah isn't that fucked? It's your own personal time dammit. You wanna smoke then you have every right to do it. Now smoking on company time then yeah that's no bueno. No smokey at worky.

I disagree.

You still represent your company when off duty. If they say no drugs under their roof then you abide by that or don't work there

Imagine a CEO from another firm comes to visit and the businessmen he talks to is a known stoner?
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biggernails
08/22/19 6:05:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You still represent your company when off duty. If they say no drugs under their roof then you abide by that or don't work there

America, land of the free
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Sphyx
08/22/19 6:22:02 AM
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i once technically paid for the privilege of peeing green
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/19 8:33:28 AM
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biggernails posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
You still represent your company when off duty. If they say no drugs under their roof then you abide by that or don't work there

America, land of the free

How is that not free?

You're not going to prison
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admo
08/22/19 8:43:13 AM
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I'd pay $7,000 to pee blue.
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JlM
08/22/19 8:45:06 AM
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Then the toilet bowl tabs would have to be switched to yellow.
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au_gold
08/22/19 8:47:23 AM
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No downside then?
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/19 6:25:56 PM
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admo posted...
I'd pay $7,000 to pee blue.

kbutytho?
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