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apolloooo
08/21/19 4:25:44 AM
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you just wander random landscape that's taken straight out unity / unreal engine stock asset
pretentious drivel shit
and the candy crush have more gameplay than it
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Gobstoppers12
08/21/19 4:26:25 AM
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I'd like access to your early review copy to verify.
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MabusIncarnate
08/21/19 4:27:29 AM
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Idk if i've seen trolling from TC like this before

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Turtlebread
08/21/19 4:36:51 AM
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it's gonna be a masterpiece just you wait tc
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Reis
08/21/19 4:44:05 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Idk if i've seen trolling from TC like this before

he's right though
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MabusIncarnate
08/21/19 4:45:09 AM
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Reis posted...
he's right though
and the candy crush have more gameplay than it?!

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apolloooo
08/21/19 4:48:27 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Reis posted...
he's right though
and the candy crush have more gameplay than it?!

you just walk on unity asset open field, most likely will have kojima nonsense, incoherent, jumble and mismatch of random themes kojima himself don't understand and added it because they sound cool.
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MabusIncarnate
08/21/19 4:49:42 AM
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I'm an Xbox owner, so this is actually all good news to me. I wasn't going to play this game anyway.

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Vyrulisse
08/21/19 4:52:20 AM
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Kojima is a hack that wishes he was a movie director so his games are pretentious as fuck.

Notice how Metal Gear went to dogshit once his co-writer wasn't around.
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apolloooo
08/21/19 4:59:32 AM
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for those who haven't seen the "gameplay"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORhyofGno70" data-time="


absolute dogshit. it would be interesting if the game had actual good writing, interesting themes and setting. knowing kojima, he's just spouting random big words from sources he only read the first 10 pages without understanding the meaning.
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pres_madagascar
08/21/19 5:00:23 AM
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I'm guessing the game will be mostly wandering empty landscapes doing busy work, occasionally some combat, and 14 hours of cutscenes.

So basically it'll be MGS 4/5.
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Wetterdew
08/21/19 5:13:01 AM
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Basically he tried to cobble together a game from surreal imagery he thought would be interesting/wacky, without considering whether it actually coheres well or if it'd make a compelling story.

That's how I bet this game was formed. I don't have a problem with weird arthouse stories. But Kojima is not a good writer, I think this will just be a mess.

Also somehow despite featuring such outlandish things like instant babies, the game itself still comes across as dull and boring.
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