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UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 5:48:33 PM
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A Welsh town is set to install hi-tech toilets that would deter sexual activity by sounding an alarm and spraying the user with a cool blast of water.

Porthcawl, located on Wales' southern coastline, is planning to spend about $200,000 on the technologically advanced toilets at Griffin Park that will reportedly include myriad security features to limit "inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism."

At the sign of any suspicious or violent movement, sensors will automatically open the stall doors and sound a high-pitch alarm, with a spray of water jets soaking the user inside. The floors will also be weight-sensitive to make sure there's only one person in the stall at a time, according to WalesOnline

The new robo-toilets, whose plans were submitted by the Porthcawl town council, are set to replace the old facilities, which they say outlived their lifespan in terms of functionality and aesthetics. The new toilets will require a fee in order to use them, although it hasn't been decided yet.

Rebuilding the public toilets is an important element of Porthcawl Town Councils ambition to ensure that Porthcawl is a great place to live, work and to visit," a Porthcawl council member, Mike Clark, told WalesOnline.

Planning documents of the toilets detail other security features that will deter those who decide to sleep in the lavatory stall. If someone takes up residence in the toilet for an extended period of time, a warning message will play, combined with the lights and heating being turned off.

In addition, all of the toilets will be equipped with a full high-pressure floor and wall washer that may be activated after each use, or after a certain number of users per day. They will reportedly close each night for 10 minutes while the system cleans itself.

Twitter users wrote about the possible troubles a user might face with the weight-sensitive floors, as well as how the movement sensors would impact the disabled.

One user said: "weight-sensitive....good luck if you are obese!"

Another added: "Anti-disabled people toilets, cool."

The existing facilities in Griffin Park are set to close in October, while the demolition and construction of the new building takes place.


Full Article: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/welsh-towns-anti-sex-toilets-will-spray-users-with-water

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Well that's a good use of tax payer money.

When someone dies at the hospital because they couldn't afford to hire enough doctors/nurses I'm sure the family will be comforted to know that if they went to a toilet and tried to fuck it might spray them with water
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Duncanwii
08/18/19 5:55:31 PM
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But what happens if that just turns them on more?
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UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 6:00:52 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
As long as the door is closed what is the problem? I mean, is having sex really any grosser than pushing a turd out of your ass?

You don't shit on the floor dude

At least everyone else doesn't
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Hop103
08/18/19 6:14:27 PM
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That's hilarious.
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treewojima
08/18/19 6:17:14 PM
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The new toilets will require a fee in order to use them


u wot m8
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KayfabeTactics
08/18/19 6:17:46 PM
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DarkRoast
08/18/19 6:18:22 PM
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Imagine if this happened by accident

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Irony
08/18/19 6:46:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
As long as the door is closed what is the problem? I mean, is having sex really any grosser than pushing a turd out of your ass?

You don't shit on the floor dude

At least everyone else doesn't

If these were the only toilets I would
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Hayame Zero
08/18/19 6:48:00 PM
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Big Toilet is trying to destroy blumpkins!
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UnfairRepresent
08/19/19 5:55:54 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
As long as the door is closed what is the problem? I mean, is having sex really any grosser than pushing a turd out of your ass?

You don't shit on the floor dude

At least everyone else doesn't


No, I also don't shit on the floor.

I was picturing two people having sex on the toilet, not on the floor. Toilet > Floor in my opinion when it comes to having sex in a bathroom stall.

Yes but you're more likely to make a mess
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SpiralDrift
08/19/19 5:59:04 AM
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This will make for new and interesting exhibition porn.
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Frolex
08/19/19 6:01:41 AM
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MabusIncarnate
08/19/19 6:02:55 AM
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I'd position my ass over it to blast me right as I climax

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Chicken
08/19/19 6:08:17 AM
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So fat people get a free bidet service
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pres_madagascar
08/19/19 6:18:52 AM
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KayfabeTactics posted...
TZvZ4gB
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Anyone who gets shook about this is completely ignorant of just how fucked the opiate crisis is.
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/20/19 9:38:12 PM
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Challenge accepted.
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Tryhaptaward
08/20/19 10:01:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
weight-sensitive to make sure there's only one person in the stall at a time


Boogie would trigger this by himself
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PokemonYoutube
08/20/19 10:12:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The floors will also be weight-sensitive to make sure there's only one person in the stall at a time, according to WalesOnline
Welp, guess Americans had better stop going to Wales on vacation.
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DirkDiggles
08/20/19 10:16:08 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
KayfabeTactics posted...
TZvZ4gB
xgNomJl

Anyone who gets shook about this is completely ignorant of just how fucked the opiate crisis is.


Nah, this just makes it easier to ask your toilet partner if they have some extra paper they can spare.
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Darkraiomb
08/20/19 10:17:16 PM
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what a joke lol

Of course it's a joke, it's from fox news.
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Superlinkbro
08/20/19 10:18:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The new toilets will require a fee in order to use them

Well I'll be shitting on the floor I suppose
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UnfairRepresent
08/21/19 6:59:05 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
This will make for new and interesting exhibition porn.

...dude.
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Sada_Pop
08/21/19 7:08:35 AM
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What kind of sick fucking scumbag has sex in a public toilet?
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AbstraktProfSC2
08/21/19 7:25:06 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
As long as the door is closed what is the problem? I mean, is having sex really any grosser than pushing a turd out of your ass?

You don't shit on the floor dude

At least everyone else doesn't


No, I also don't shit on the floor.

I was picturing two people having sex on the toilet, not on the floor. Toilet > Floor in my opinion when it comes to having sex in a bathroom stall.

wot. when people fuck in bathrooms they generally do it standing up...MAYBE leaning on something
also generally; girls that fuck in public bathrooms swallow
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Reis
08/21/19 7:27:53 AM
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trump's america
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