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Cobra1010
08/18/19 2:22:04 PM
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OK so here's the deal. You get 1 billion but after you die, you have to work as a soul transporter/guide type job for 100 years.

You get no break, you are just constantly guiding souls of recently dead people to the afterlife world.

You will see your friends and cousins and family who dies after you because you will be guiding them. And you can only tell them to give your parents a message that they'll have to wait 100 years before they can see you.

Do you sign the contract?
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AloofHermit
08/18/19 2:23:01 PM
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nah
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Monkhood
08/18/19 2:24:09 PM
#3:


fuck yeah
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boxington
08/18/19 2:24:18 PM
#4:


so basically, everyone is going to hell/has to deal with Satan anyway?

because if so, then yea.
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PoopPotato
08/18/19 2:24:57 PM
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MabusIncarnate
08/18/19 2:26:47 PM
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What's the downside?

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PoopPotato
08/18/19 2:27:51 PM
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Really doesn't seem like a bad deal in any way. You get to live like an emperor while on earth, serve as a tour guide for 100 years in the afterlife. Easy peasy.
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nemu
08/18/19 2:29:26 PM
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Sure, if there is an afterlife, 100 years is comparatively nothing to infinity.
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Cobra1010
08/18/19 2:38:18 PM
#9:


PoopPotato posted...
Really doesn't seem like a bad deal in any way. You get to live like an emperor while on earth, serve as a tour guide for 100 years in the afterlife. Easy peasy.


The job isn't meant to be easy. It's meant to suck.

Think like maybe a crew member of Davy Jones.

No TV, no gaming no mobile phones. You are just constantly herding souls from one place to another. For 100 years.
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/18/19 2:38:49 PM
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I thought I was serving Satan already.
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KnightofShikari
08/18/19 2:39:57 PM
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what if i use my billion dollars to kill all humans before i die? HA loophole
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Cobra1010
08/18/19 2:45:42 PM
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And when you finally see your parents, family, offspring and grand children and friends. They'll be laughing at you for taking up such offer because you missed out on the great life of living in the afterworld for 100 years.

You will have a lot of catching up but you are finally here I guess.
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RieTakahash
08/18/19 2:47:26 PM
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Monkhood posted...
f*** yeah

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MabusIncarnate
08/18/19 2:50:15 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
And when you finally see your parents, family, offspring and grand children and friends. They'll be laughing at you for taking up such offer because you missed out on the great life of living in the afterworld for 100 years.

You will have a lot of catching up but you are finally here I guess.
Life alone with a billion dollars or a life with a big family and no billion dollars.

Hmmm..

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