Current Events > My friend used the bathroom

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I bet afterwards, his asshole was doing that clenching thing, where it feels like your butthole is gasping for air. You know what I'm talking about. Where if feels sooooooooo good to have rid yourself of that much shit, but you're actually a little too weak to stand up just yet. So you just kind of sit on the toilet for a few minutes, and hum the theme to Gilligan's Island. Then you remember the only two from that show that are still alive are Mary Anne and Ginger. The rest of the cast is dead, but that brings back the age old question: Mary Anne or Ginger? Except not from the 1960s - which one would you want to be with today?

It's kinda gross, but I think I would go Mary Anne. Ginger was always kind of a bitch who relied on her looks to manipulate men. At least Mary Anne could probably bake a mean pie.

So now all the men on the island are dead, and at what point did Mary Anne and Ginger consider lesbianism? Are you the first man they've seen in about 20 years? Gilligan died in like 2005, I think he was the last man alive. Also, what did Mary Anne and Ginger do with all of the millionare's wife's clothing? I mean, it wasn't exactly like the women on that show were short on outfits. For some reason they brought enough clothes to last years on a ocean tour that was supposed to only last 3 hours. Yeah, better bring like 6 suitcases full to the brim of clothing. And 3 different women had that same idea. Meanwhile, the men on the island always had just that one outfit, because they aren't insane.

You lost me two sentences in. You tried too hard.
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This topic derailed into toxic masculinity really fast...
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