Current Events > Women will lose their oversized boobs and asses in heaven.

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Lost_All_Senses 08/16/19 4:54:50 PM #1:	When people are raptured, they lose all their worldly possessions. So their boobs and asses should turn back to normal right? Or wait, some use fat from other places in their body, so would they keep theirs? --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:926155915] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>When people are raptured, they lose all their worldly possessions. So their boobs and asses should turn back to normal right? Or wait, some use fat from other places in their body, so would they keep theirs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/16/19 4:55:30 PM #2:	Someone get the Pope on the line. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:926155944] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Someone get the Pope on the line. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 08/16/19 4:56:01 PM #3:	What's the point of a body when you're dead? --- I exist, kind of. Two halves that don't make a whole. Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:926155971] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 08/16/19 4:56:27 PM #4:	Finally someone is asking the real questions <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:926155989] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Finally someone is asking the real questions</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 08/16/19 4:56:49 PM #5:	Evening_Dragon posted... What's the point of a body when you're dead? You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang? <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:926156002] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 08/16/19 5:02:26 PM #6:	LadyVyxx posted... Evening_Dragon posted... What's the point of a body when you're dead? You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang? How you gon bang if you ded --- I exist, kind of. Two halves that don't make a whole. Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:926156210] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang?</quote> How you gon bang if you ded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/16/19 5:02:53 PM #7:	LadyVyxx posted... Evening_Dragon posted... What's the point of a body when you're dead? You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang? Omg, is that a possibility? Im kind of getting scared of death you guys --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:926156228] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang?</quote> Omg, is that a possibility? Im kind of getting scared of death you guys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloofHermit 08/16/19 5:03:28 PM #8:	you dont need to bang in heaven, only flesh body with penises/vaginas can bang --- Steam/PSN:AloofHermit http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html <cite>AloofHermit posted [p:926156253] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>you dont need to bang in heaven, only flesh body with penises/vaginas can bang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 08/16/19 5:03:30 PM #9:	Evening_Dragon posted... LadyVyxx posted... Evening_Dragon posted... What's the point of a body when you're dead? You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang? How you gon bang if you ded I dunno I'll work out the details with God once I'm up there <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:926156254] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang?</quote> How you gon bang if you ded</quote> I dunno I'll work out the details with God once I'm up there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 08/16/19 5:04:20 PM #10:	Pretty sure theres two schools of thought here. You're either an unrecognizable being beyond our comprehension or you look like yourself at your prime. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:926156280] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure theres two schools of thought here. You're either an unrecognizable being beyond our comprehension or you look like yourself at your prime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 08/16/19 5:05:07 PM #11:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Pretty sure theres two schools of thought here. You're either an unrecognizable being beyond our comprehension or you look like yourself at your prime. Who decides what my prime is though do I tick a box when I enter or does God judge my body and decide <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:926156305] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure theres two schools of thought here. You're either an unrecognizable being beyond our comprehension or you look like yourself at your prime.</quote> Who decides what my prime is though do I tick a box when I enter or does God judge my body and decide</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 08/16/19 5:06:10 PM #12:	That's not heaven that's hell --- Oda break tracker 2019- 5 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 0-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 0-0 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:926156342] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>That's not heaven that's hell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 08/16/19 5:07:09 PM #13:	Instrumentality getting this topic btfo --- I exist, kind of. Two halves that don't make a whole. Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:926156376] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Instrumentality getting this topic btfo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 08/16/19 5:07:43 PM #14:	voldothegr8 posted... That's not heaven that's hell Nah hell is big booty bitches but no penis :( --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926156395] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>That's not heaven that's hell</quote> Nah hell is big booty bitches but no penis :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/16/19 5:09:40 PM #15:	Actually you get your dream bod so yeah, most big chested girls will have smaller ones Myself? I'll have udders. Not just milk trucks but a whole fleet of them. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:926156457] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Actually you get your dream bod so yeah, most big chested girls will have smaller ones Myself? I'll have udders. Not just milk trucks but a whole fleet of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/16/19 5:11:16 PM #16:	In Islam you are essentially reincarnated with your body being rebuilt from the ground up, so yeah anything prosthetic would presumably be gone and even if you used your own fat it would go back to where it originally was. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926156521] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>In Islam you are essentially reincarnated with your body being rebuilt from the ground up, so yeah anything prosthetic would presumably be gone and even if you used your own fat it would go back to where it originally was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 08/16/19 5:11:44 PM #17:	gunplagirl posted... Myself? I'll have udders. Not just milk trucks but a whole fleet of them. When you die can I go with you? --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926156542] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Myself? I'll have udders. Not just milk trucks but a whole fleet of them.</quote> When you die can I go with you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 08/16/19 5:12:22 PM #18:	Angels must have penises because otherwise the Grigori wouldn't have been able to have sex with human women and fall into sin. A lot of apocryphal books treat sex as inherently sinful, sorry everyone. Of course, it's probably hard to get it on in a lake of fire... <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:926156569] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Angels must have penises because otherwise the Grigori wouldn't have been able to have sex with human women and fall into sin. A lot of apocryphal books treat sex as inherently sinful, sorry everyone. Of course, it's probably hard to get it on in a lake of fire...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 08/16/19 5:16:24 PM #19:	What if you die from birth control pills when you're just a fertilized zygote? What do those "babies" end up being in heaven? <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:926156743] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>What if you die from birth control pills when you're just a fertilized zygote? What do those "babies" end up being in heaven?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 08/16/19 5:16:49 PM #20:	ElatedVenusaur posted... Of course, it's probably hard to get it on in a lake of fire... But it's hot when you do ba dum tish --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926156757] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>ElatedVenusaur posted...</cite> <quote>Of course, it's probably hard to get it on in a lake of fire...</quote> But it's hot when you do ba dum tish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/16/19 5:41:44 PM #21:	slimfizzle4 posted... ElatedVenusaur posted... Of course, it's probably hard to get it on in a lake of fire... But it's hot when you do ba dum tish Your joke killed my topic bro --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:926157754] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>ElatedVenusaur posted...</cite> <quote>Of course, it's probably hard to get it on in a lake of fire...</quote> But it's hot when you do ba dum tish</quote> Your joke killed my topic bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 08/16/19 5:50:48 PM #22:	Heaven is starting to sound like it's gonna suck --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgtc.com/7dRrfE1.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:926158128] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Heaven is starting to sound like it's gonna suck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/16/19 5:51:54 PM #23:	slimfizzle4 posted... gunplagirl posted... Myself? I'll have udders. Not just milk trucks but a whole fleet of them. When you die can I go with you? I'll be hard to miss regardless of when you arrive. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:926158181] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Myself? I'll have udders. Not just milk trucks but a whole fleet of them.</quote> When you die can I go with you?</quote> I'll be hard to miss regardless of when you arrive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/16/19 5:55:20 PM #24:	LadyVyxx posted... Evening_Dragon posted... What's the point of a body when you're dead? You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang? you want to only bang your wife for all eternity? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:926158300] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang?</quote> you want to only bang your wife for all eternity?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_A_Battery 08/16/19 5:57:13 PM #25:	In heaven people are purified such that they are above such petty matters. <cite>A_A_Battery posted [p:926158382] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>In heaven people are purified such that they are above such petty matters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 08/16/19 5:57:43 PM #26:	thronedfire2 posted... LadyVyxx posted... Evening_Dragon posted... What's the point of a body when you're dead? You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang? you want to only bang your wife for all eternity? I'd be ok with it. --- I exist, kind of. Two halves that don't make a whole. Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:926158403] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the point of a body when you're dead?</quote> You wanna live in heaven for eternity and not be able to bang?</quote> you want to only bang your wife for all eternity?</quote> I'd be ok with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vol2tex 08/16/19 5:58:40 PM #27:	Do you have something against oversized boobs? --- https://imgtc.com/i/7cQjt43.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/UISXfjE.jpg <cite>Vol2tex posted [p:926158438] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Do you have something against oversized boobs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/16/19 5:59:17 PM #28:	A_A_Battery posted... In heaven people are purified such that they are above such petty matters. Petty? This fuckin guy --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:926158465] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>A_A_Battery posted...</cite> <quote>In heaven people are purified such that they are above such petty matters. </quote> Petty? This fuckin guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/16/19 6:01:30 PM #29:	A_A_Battery posted... In heaven people are purified such that they are above such petty matters. So the blank puppet slates we were intended to be by the dark lord, YHVH? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:926158524] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>A_A_Battery posted...</cite> <quote>In heaven people are purified such that they are above such petty matters. </quote> So the blank puppet slates we were intended to be by the dark lord, YHVH?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 08/16/19 6:01:39 PM #30:	It says that in the resurrection that everyone will be made perfect. Weather that means in the soul or looks is debatable. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:926158535] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>It says that in the resurrection that everyone will be made perfect. Weather that means in the soul or looks is debatable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/17/19 2:38:43 PM #31:	Bump >_> --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:926188555] in Women will... [t:77943537]...</cite> <quote>Bump >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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