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TeaMilk
08/14/19 11:52:01 AM
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And how hes finally rekindling things with his estranged ex wife, for the entire 45 minute bus ride.

How can I get the cute chubby latino bus driver in the mornings to do this?
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 1:36:34 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/14/19 1:37:59 PM
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could you just not get fakecorn to be a bus driver
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Guy_Fieri
08/14/19 1:38:20 PM
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Is his wife hot?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/14/19 1:38:38 PM
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Sounds like he did not learn a thing from the divorce.
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 1:50:51 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
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could you just not get fakecorn to be a bus driver
he cant drive BUT I probably have to buy his mom a car, and then I expect him to learn and take me to taco bell whenever I want

Guy_Fieri posted...
Is his wife hot?
idk he didnt say, he just stared into my soul with those sad blue eyes as he strummed his guitar

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Sounds like he did not learn a thing from the divorce.
but she understands him better than anyone ever could, despite all the sorrow and hurt
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treewojima
08/14/19 1:51:30 PM
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how was he playing a guitar while driving the bus?
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 1:54:52 PM
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treewojima posted...
how was he playing a guitar while driving the bus?
I got on the bus early, we were just waiting at the transit center for 5-10 mins before departing

It was actually cool, it was like a silent guitar (I thought he was joking at first) but it was a real thing, you have to wear headphones to hear it
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Lost_All_Senses
08/14/19 1:57:18 PM
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Im half mexican and picked a guitar out the trash the other day. This is the closest you're gonna get. What's up?
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 1:58:21 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im half mexican and picked a guitar out the trash the other day. This is the closest you're gonna get. What's up?
are you fat tho??

Also what's the other half
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/14/19 1:58:29 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
he cant drive BUT I probably have to buy his mom a car, and then I expect him to learn and take me to taco bell whenever I want

You don't even have a job, you're 14.

By the way, do I get drunk and learn css
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Lost_All_Senses
08/14/19 1:58:41 PM
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Also, I respect your ability to join in with society. Some these people here don't understand the entertainment that brings.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/14/19 1:59:20 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im half mexican and picked a guitar out the trash the other day. This is the closest you're gonna get. What's up?
are you fat tho??

Also what's the other half


Im as skinny as skinny gets before you disappear. The other half is pitbull
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konokonohamaru
08/14/19 2:00:10 PM
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What's with you and bus drivers?
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 2:05:40 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

You don't even have a job, you're 14.

By the way, do I get drunk and learn css
then what the fuck am I riding the bus every day for??

Yes on the css, no on the drunk. Also learn javascript it's fun u can make games

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also, I respect your ability to join in with society. Some these people here don't understand the entertainment that brings.
I'm not sure what this means honestly, but thank you

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im as skinny as skinny gets before you disappear. The other half is pitbull
oh man me too, we should bulk up together. I like dogs but would prefer a cat man tbh

konokonohamaru posted...
What's with you and bus drivers?
well I cant drive so I gotta take the bus to work every day
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/14/19 2:07:31 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
then what the f*** am I riding the bus every day for??

Yes on the css, no on the drunk. Also learn javascript it's fun u can make games

To go to middle school duhh.
can I make dope wars on java script though
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Hanky_Bannister
08/14/19 2:08:09 PM
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so this is a strange gimmick
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Lost_All_Senses
08/14/19 2:15:51 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I'm not sure what this means honestly, but thank you


It means you don't race out of situations when interacting with others outside the normal comfort zone. I use to do that and now I don't. You know most of CE would bury their head in there phone and sit as far away as possible hoping they weren't addressed. I take it you made yourself available for the interaction to happen. It seems little but it makes the world of difference to how you view people. People get jaded when their only idea of the common people is through internet stories and they don't actually go out to realize a lot of society is kind and open. When you put yourself out there you'll usually get back the energy you put out
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 2:16:06 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

To go to middle school duhh.
can I make dope wars on java script though
yes definitely, that sounds like a fun project. Man we played that on calculators in middle school

Hanky_Bannister posted...
so this is a strange gimmick
listen all I do is ride buses and go to work, I dont have a lot to post about
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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/14/19 2:18:06 PM
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all TeaMilk does is slap chunky bellies
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/14/19 2:18:07 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
yes definitely, that sounds like a fun project. Man we played that on calculators in middle school

That... Intruiges me.
But we'll call it alcohol wars and you'll visit different places in Ireland and instead of cops shooting at you, it'll be the ira

It practically writes itself.
Also get a hobby. I suggest Trolling reddit
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TeaMilk
08/14/19 2:39:49 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
all TeaMilk does is slap chunky bellies
oh God oh god I wish I got paid for that. I definitely prefer rubs over slaps tho

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
TeaMilk posted...
yes definitely, that sounds like a fun project. Man we played that on calculators in middle school

That... Intruiges me.
But we'll call it alcohol wars and you'll visit different places in Ireland and instead of cops shooting at you, it'll be the ira

It practically writes itself.
Also get a hobby. I suggest Trolling reddit
ok I think we should also make it an mmo, leave the serverside stuff to me

My hobbies since middle school have been writing CYOA games on calculators and 'miring chunky bellies

Lost_All_Senses posted...
It means you don't race out of situations when interacting with others outside the normal comfort zone
aw man this is really nice but you've given me way too much credit ;_; if I had the choice, I know I would have avoided it. I cant really avoid things like this since I have to sit in the designated wheelchair area which is close to the front. I also knew this bus driver from before, and he would always talk to me the entire ride haha
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Lost_All_Senses
08/14/19 2:46:09 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
aw man this is really nice but you've given me way too much credit ;_; if I had the choice, I know I would have avoided it. I cant really avoid things like this since I have to sit in the designated wheelchair area which is close to the front. I also knew this bus driver from before, and he would always talk to me the entire ride haha


Oh. Well, you still see it as a positive thing. You weren't like "I was trying to play my Switch and this asshole busdriver wouldn't stop talking to me about his dumb ex-wife" lol. You got one the better attitudes around here.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/14/19 2:48:18 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
oh God oh god I wish I got paid for that. I definitely prefer rubs over slaps tho

If dudes are will to buy used bathwater and feet pics then there are surely guys out there who would pay to get their belly rubbed
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/14/19 3:04:51 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
ok I think we should also make it an mmo, leave the serverside stuff to me

My hobbies since middle school have been writing CYOA games on calculators and 'miring chunky bellies

I barely know what HTML is. It stands for hentai through modern love, right?

But sure let's make an MMO. A two person team can do it just easily. The hero of the game is going to be an obese person.
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TeaMilk
08/15/19 1:49:54 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
If dudes are will to buy used bathwater and feet pics then there are surely guys out there who would pay to get their belly rubbed
is anybody out there? Looking to replace my day job

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

I barely know what HTML is. It stands for hentai through modern love, right?

But sure let's make an MMO. A two person team can do it just easily. The hero of the game is going to be an obese person.
I think it's like Huge Tiddy Markup Language or something

Well I did a working prototype of an online multiplayer game w one other guy in less than a week. It sucked tho lol, maybe because we didnt have fat guys playable (only skeletons)
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/15/19 1:50:37 PM
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I've come to learn you like fat guys like I like Ronda Rousey.

Perhaps we should work together to make her fat.
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