Current Events > TIL Greenland Sharks can live to be over 400 years old

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Tired-Insomniac
08/11/19 1:53:11 AM
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Some of these bastards have been swimming around since before the United States was a country

The fuck
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pres_madagascar
08/11/19 1:58:36 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Some of these bastards have been swimming around since before the United States was a country

The fuck

Yep, there's a specific one they've been tracking for years that's particularly old iirc.
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coh
08/13/19 5:21:53 AM
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Thought this was a sports team for a minute and was confused
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MegaTech
08/13/19 6:02:22 AM
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You should look up the process they use to eat them too. I had the shark described to me as an animal that smells like multiple cats pissed in the same bag.

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SSJCAT
08/14/19 9:13:48 PM
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woah :o

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Sunburst
08/14/19 9:23:10 PM
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That's pretty cool. I never heard of those sharks before. U must be watching shark week to learn that.
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Tired-Insomniac
08/14/19 10:01:57 PM
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Sunburst posted...
That's pretty cool. I never heard of those sharks before. U must be watching shark week to learn that.


Nah, just saw a post on Facebook about them and had to Google it
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inloveanddeath0
08/14/19 10:03:03 PM
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I would never eat shark. Better chance of getting me to have lutefisk

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DeadBankerDream
08/17/19 6:39:16 AM
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If Trump bought Greenland what would happen with all these new senior citizens?

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Bad_Mojo
08/17/19 6:40:37 AM
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Sharks can live forever, tbh. The only reason humans are at the top is because creatures in the water can't come on land. The Deep Creatures are OP

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PBusted
08/18/19 10:17:06 PM
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Apparently these creatures reach sexual maturity at age 150. So it takes two human lifespans for them to be able to have a child. How are they able to survive this long?
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Tired-Insomniac
08/18/19 10:39:55 PM
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PBusted posted...
Apparently these creatures reach sexual maturity at age 150. So it takes two human lifespans for them to be able to have a child. How are they able to survive this long?


Magic
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BilalPowell
08/24/19 5:10:19 PM
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Make the sharks buy Greenland for us. Their 401K's must be huge by now with the money sitting in there for hundreds of years.
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TheMikh
08/24/19 5:23:19 PM
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crazy to think there's a shark that's been around longer than protestantism
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KainWind
08/24/19 5:26:14 PM
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PBusted
08/25/19 8:04:51 PM
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