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thanosibe 08/09/19 10:22:04 AM #1:	https://imgur.com/wRk9YKj Context .... 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and defiled her with their lust. But after she was defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she flaunted her promiscuity and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust just as I turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she multiplied her acts of promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth when she acted like a prostitute in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members[d] were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions. 21 So you revisited the depravity of your youth, when the Egyptians caressed your nipples to enjoy your youthful breasts. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:925837358] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/wRk9YKj Context .... 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and defiled her with their lust. But after she was defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she flaunted her promiscuity and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust just as I turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she multiplied her acts of promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth when she acted like a prostitute in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members[d] were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions. 21 So you revisited the depravity of your youth, when the Egyptians caressed your nipples to enjoy your youthful breasts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 08/09/19 10:33:32 AM #2:	Type in promo code Ezekiel 23:20 to get a 50% discount on Horse cock videos on p* hub! --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:925837775] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>Type in promo code Ezekiel 23:20 to get a 50% discount on Horse cock videos on p* hub!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid 08/09/19 10:41:18 AM #3:	In this passage, Israel (the nation) is personified as a woman getting down with the BBC, of which the LORD did not approve, as spoken through Ezekiel Basically just saying that God didn't like it when his people started assimilating into Babylonian culture (this is a common theme throughout the prophets of the old testament; Babylon can be replaced with Assyria or Persia or whatever) --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. <cite>Alkaloid posted [p:925838021] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>In this passage, Israel (the nation) is personified as a woman getting down with the BBC, of which the LORD did not approve, as spoken through Ezekiel Basically just saying that God didn't like it when his people started assimilating into Babylonian culture (this is a common theme throughout the prophets of the old testament; Babylon can be replaced with Assyria or Persia or whatever)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 08/09/19 10:44:16 AM #4:	The Bible is filled with gems, perhaps you should read it? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:925838099] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>The Bible is filled with gems, perhaps you should read it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 08/09/19 10:44:32 AM #5:	Was that part of the bible written by porn directors? --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:925838107] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>Was that part of the bible written by porn directors?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 08/09/19 10:46:09 AM #6:	pikachupwnage posted... Type in promo code Ezekiel 23:20 to get a 50% discount on Horse cock videos on p*** hub! Lmao Foppe posted... The Bible is filled with gems, perhaps you should read it? Oh I've read it many, many times. I guess I just forgot this passage, and had never read this version. The KJ bible states it much less explicitly. So the meme didn't help me recognize the passage. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:925838158] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>pikachupwnage posted...</cite> <quote>Type in promo code Ezekiel 23:20 to get a 50% discount on Horse cock videos on p*** hub!</quote>Lmao Foppe posted...</cite> <quote>The Bible is filled with gems, perhaps you should read it?</quote>Oh I've read it many, many times. I guess I just forgot this passage, and had never read this version. The KJ bible states it much less explicitly. So the meme didn't help me recognize the passage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 08/09/19 10:47:37 AM #7:	Thots. Thots never change. --- Oda break tracker 2019- 5 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 0-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 0-0 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:925838205] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>Thots. Thots never change.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 08/10/19 9:28:27 PM #8:	Furries before they were cool <cite>PBusted posted [p:925903533] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>Furries before they were cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/13/19 6:22:54 AM #10:	Great now I gotta read the bible now. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:926002036] in Just When ... [t:77926837]...</cite> <quote>Great now I gotta read the bible now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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