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UnfairRepresent 08/06/19 6:40:29 PM #1:	You come home one day feeling tired after work only to be greeted by the noise of your girlfriend screaming for help. You rush towards the sound of the noise and enter the room but can't see her anywhere. "[Firstname]! I'm over here! Help me! I'm on the table!" you hear repeatedly You then rub your eyes in confusion as you realize her voice is coming from a Toblerone. "I need your help [Firstname]! I insulted the local wizard and he turned me into a sentient Toblerone and just left me on this table as a punishment. I've been stuck here all day.... I didn't think he was really magic, this is the real world, not a Mr Strange movie. I thought he was a hack. A dumb fraud who needles and dimes stupid people and middle aged mothers. But it's real.... You need to make him turn me back! Tell him I'm sorry! Just do...SOMETHING [Firstname]!" How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925717678] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>You come home one day feeling tired after work only to be greeted by the noise of your girlfriend screaming for help. You rush towards the sound of the noise and enter the room but can't see her anywhere. "[Firstname]! I'm over here! Help me! I'm on the table!" you hear repeatedly You then rub your eyes in confusion as you realize her voice is coming from a Toblerone. "I need your help [Firstname]! I insulted the local wizard and he turned me into a sentient Toblerone and just left me on this table as a punishment. I've been stuck here all day.... I didn't think he was really magic, this is the real world, not a Mr Strange movie. I thought he was a hack. A dumb fraud who needles and dimes stupid people and middle aged mothers. But it's real.... You need to make him turn me back! Tell him I'm sorry! Just do...SOMETHING [Firstname]!" How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 08/06/19 6:45:51 PM #2:	I ask how she knew I was there. Can she see, hear, smell, taste? Then consider putting her somewhere she won't melt. The wizard would likely expect retaliation. So normally I'd observe and come up with a plan. But he's likely watching, so I'd ask nicely to fix my strangely talking girlfriend. (Needles and dimes. Mr Strange) --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:925717926] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>I ask how she knew I was there. Can she see, hear, smell, taste? Then consider putting her somewhere she won't melt. The wizard would likely expect retaliation. So normally I'd observe and come up with a plan. But he's likely watching, so I'd ask nicely to fix my strangely talking girlfriend. (Needles and dimes. Mr Strange)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/06/19 6:55:08 PM #3:	Tsuyoi3 posted... I ask how she knew I was there. Can she see, hear, smell, taste? Can't taste or smell but she is aware of her surroundings. She can hear, see, feel heat, feel what is touching her etc. --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925718349] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Tsuyoi3 posted...</cite> <quote>I ask how she knew I was there. Can she see, hear, smell, taste?</quote> Can't taste or smell but she is aware of her surroundings. She can hear, see, feel heat, feel what is touching her etc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 08/06/19 6:57:20 PM #4:	UnfairRepresent posted... feel what is touching her ...what kinda feeling we talking about here --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:925718429] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>feel what is touching her</quote> ...what kinda feeling we talking about here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/06/19 7:00:52 PM #5:	OwlRammer posted... UnfairRepresent posted... feel what is touching her ...what kinda feeling we talking about here The sense of touch? If someone grabbed your arm you would feel it If you picked up the Toblerone she would feel it --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925718580] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>feel what is touching her</quote> ...what kinda feeling we talking about here</quote> The sense of touch? If someone grabbed your arm you would feel it If you picked up the Toblerone she would feel it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimjimfizzle 08/06/19 7:04:22 PM #6:	UnfairRepresent posted... How do you react? Sweet UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? She's going up my butt --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. <cite>slimjimfizzle posted [p:925718721] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>How do you react?</quote> Sweet UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> She's going up my butt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/07/19 4:47:45 AM #7:	slimjimfizzle posted... UnfairRepresent posted... How do you react? Sweet UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? She's going up my butt WTF? Ewww Why would you do that? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925736918] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>slimjimfizzle posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>How do you react?</quote> Sweet UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> She's going up my butt</quote> WTF? Ewww Why would you do that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimjimfizzle 08/07/19 9:10:44 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... WTF? Ewww Why would you do that? Cause butt stuff feels good --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. <cite>slimjimfizzle posted [p:925741538] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>WTF? Ewww Why would you do that?</quote> Cause butt stuff feels good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kraidette 08/07/19 10:03:17 AM #9:	Have the wizard transform into a hot girl and bang her. We eat the toblerone afterwards. --- You're not a GameFAQs Diamond member. You must be a GameFAQs Diamond member to view this signature. <cite>Kraidette posted [p:925743416] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Have the wizard transform into a hot girl and bang her. We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/07/19 5:37:24 PM #10:	Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925763562] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Summarizer 08/07/19 5:39:47 PM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder But more pressingly, is it cannibalism if she's chocolate now? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. <cite>Summarizer posted [p:925763674] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> But more pressingly, is it cannibalism if she's chocolate now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 08/07/19 5:41:14 PM #12:	This is your worst hypothetical yet --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:925763743] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>This is your worst hypothetical yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/07/19 5:41:54 PM #13:	Summarizer posted... is it cannibalism --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:925763776] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Summarizer posted... </cite> <quote> is it cannibalism </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 08/07/19 5:43:09 PM #14:	I dont know. First thing would be find a way for me to not accidentally eat her without putting her someplace that would kill or injure her if she transforms back. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:925763840] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>I dont know. First thing would be find a way for me to not accidentally eat her without putting her someplace that would kill or injure her if she transforms back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/07/19 5:44:43 PM #15:	Find the wizard and see if they will teach me magic. As for the girl set a voice control tv and internet near her. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925763907] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Find the wizard and see if they will teach me magic. As for the girl set a voice control tv and internet near her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/07/19 5:49:24 PM #16:	Summarizer posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder But more pressingly, is it cannibalism if she's chocolate now? Technically no. Ethically yes. --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925764116] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Summarizer posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> But more pressingly, is it cannibalism if she's chocolate now?</quote> Technically no. Ethically yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 08/07/19 5:52:36 PM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:925764287] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/07/19 5:53:32 PM #18:	I would like to turn Demi Lovato into a toblerone --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:925764341] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>I would like to turn Demi Lovato into a toblerone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/07/19 5:58:03 PM #19:	i dislike toblerone candy. puts it into blender --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of *** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:925764556] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>i dislike toblerone candy. *puts it into blender</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_A_Battery 08/07/19 5:59:01 PM #20:	It would involve an anti magic shiv, a wizard kidnapping, potential gratuitous torture unless he changes her back, and then possibly murder in any case for daring to overstep his boundaries. <cite>A_A_Battery posted [p:925764596] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>It would involve an anti magic shiv, a wizard kidnapping, potential gratuitous torture unless he changes her back, and then possibly murder in any case for daring to overstep his boundaries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/07/19 6:00:08 PM #21:	PleaseClap posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied. --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925764649] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human</quote> Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/07/19 6:00:22 PM #22:	"holy shit, how long has that bear been hiding in the mountain?" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:925764665] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>"holy shit, how long has that bear been hiding in the mountain?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 08/07/19 6:02:24 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... PleaseClap posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied. Candy bars aren't people. Sorry, not sorry. Call the mods if you need to, I'm not scared. --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:925764761] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human</quote> Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied.</quote> Candy bars aren't people. Sorry, not sorry. Call the mods if you need to, I'm not scared.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 08/07/19 6:03:40 PM #24:	<cite>Reis posted [p:925764816] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/07/19 6:04:02 PM #25:	PleaseClap posted... UnfairRepresent posted... PleaseClap posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied. Candy bars aren't people. Sorry, not sorry. Call the mods if you need to, I'm not scared. This one is. A wizard turned her into one. She's as much of a person as you are. She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one. --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925764835] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human</quote> Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied.</quote> Candy bars aren't people. Sorry, not sorry. Call the mods if you need to, I'm not scared.</quote> This one is. A wizard turned her into one. She's as much of a person as you are. She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimjimfizzle 08/07/19 7:23:05 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one. I think she'll feel like dying after I put her in my butt --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. <cite>slimjimfizzle posted [p:925768242] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one.</quote> I think she'll feel like dying after I put her in my butt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/08/19 7:10:43 AM #27:	slimjimfizzle posted... UnfairRepresent posted... She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one. I think she'll feel like dying after I put her in my butt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xfvFbjA908" data-time=" --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925787015] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>slimjimfizzle posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one.</quote> I think she'll feel like dying after I put her in my butt</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xfvFbjA908" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 08/08/19 10:48:21 AM #28:	UnfairRepresent posted... PleaseClap posted... UnfairRepresent posted... PleaseClap posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... We eat the toblerone afterwards. That's literally murder Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied. Candy bars aren't people. Sorry, not sorry. Call the mods if you need to, I'm not scared. This one is. A wizard turned her into one. She's as much of a person as you are. She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one. A jury would never convict --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:925792580] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Kraidette posted...</cite> <quote> We eat the toblerone afterwards.</quote> That's literally murder</quote> Cite a law that says it's illegal to eat chocolate that used to be a human</quote> Where do you live? I think the US defines it as human being but the UK defines it as "person" Murder is defined, at common law rather than by statute, as the unlawful killing of a reasonable person in being under the King or Queen's peace with malice aforethought express or implied.</quote> Candy bars aren't people. Sorry, not sorry. Call the mods if you need to, I'm not scared.</quote> This one is. A wizard turned her into one. She's as much of a person as you are. She thinks, feels, dies, if a soul exists she has one.</quote> A jury would never convict</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/08/19 10:51:51 AM #29:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6HXpDM_SSQ" data-time=" --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:925792693] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6HXpDM_SSQ" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 08/08/19 10:55:08 AM #30:	Eat the toblerone like I'm Chris Moltisanti. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:925792818] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Eat the toblerone like I'm Chris Moltisanti.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
closetjpopfan 08/08/19 11:03:38 AM #31:	Get help, of course. This is a much bigger problem than just me to deal with. Tell her family, then friends, then the local community, spread the word around, there's a freaking wizard that turns people into chocolate. I once had a Swiss gf btw. <cite>closetjpopfan posted [p:925793111] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Get help, of course. This is a much bigger problem than just me to deal with. Tell her family, then friends, then the local community, spread the word around, there's a freaking wizard that turns people into chocolate. I once had a Swiss gf btw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 08/08/19 11:06:31 AM #32:	lmfao --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:925793195] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/08/19 5:33:22 PM #33:	closetjpopfan posted... Get help, of course. This is a much bigger problem than just me to deal with. Tell her family, then friends, then the local community, spread the word around, there's a freaking wizard that turns people into chocolate. I once had a Swiss gf btw. Would they believe you tho? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925809208] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>closetjpopfan posted...</cite> <quote>Get help, of course. This is a much bigger problem than just me to deal with. Tell her family, then friends, then the local community, spread the word around, there's a freaking wizard that turns people into chocolate. I once had a Swiss gf btw.</quote> Would they believe you tho?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/08/19 5:34:38 PM #34:	What Toblerone? Ignore that toblerone wrapper btw, it blew in from outside. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:925809249] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>What Toblerone? Ignore that toblerone wrapper btw, it blew in from outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/08/19 6:11:29 PM #35:	Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925810797] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/08/19 6:12:13 PM #36:	Mistere Man posted... Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s4Xe_Le-3E" data-time=" --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925810832] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s4Xe_Le-3E" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
closetjpopfan 08/08/19 6:53:10 PM #37:	Mistere Man posted... Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally. It's just chocolate. There's different varieties, just like any chocolate. It's hard, not too sweet chocolate. One common variety is mixed with nougat. I know people who love it but I find it pretty generic. UnfairRepresent posted... closetjpopfan posted... Get help, of course. This is a much bigger problem than just me to deal with. Tell her family, then friends, then the local community, spread the word around, there's a freaking wizard that turns people into chocolate. I once had a Swiss gf btw. Would they believe you tho? I mean her family and friends will, once they see the talking Toblerone bar. Then they can tell their friends and family, and so on. <cite>closetjpopfan posted [p:925812485] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally.</quote> It's just chocolate. There's different varieties, just like any chocolate. It's hard, not too sweet chocolate. One common variety is mixed with nougat. I know people who love it but I find it pretty generic. UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>closetjpopfan posted...</cite> <quote>Get help, of course. This is a much bigger problem than just me to deal with. Tell her family, then friends, then the local community, spread the word around, there's a freaking wizard that turns people into chocolate. I once had a Swiss gf btw.</quote> Would they believe you tho?</quote> I mean her family and friends will, once they see the talking Toblerone bar. Then they can tell their friends and family, and so on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/08/19 7:02:40 PM #38:	UnfairRepresent posted... Mistere Man posted... Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s4Xe_Le-3E" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5d_q4m8k4E" data-time="&start=7 closetjpopfan posted... Mistere Man posted... Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally. It's just chocolate. There's different varieties, just like any chocolate. It's hard, not too sweet chocolate. One common variety is mixed with nougat. I know people who love it but I find it pretty generic. Thank you both --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925812875] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s4Xe_Le-3E" data-time="</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5d_q4m8k4E" data-time="&start=7 closetjpopfan posted...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Side questions what does a real toblerone taste like? Is it like a tootsie roll? I have never had one personally.</quote> It's just chocolate. There's different varieties, just like any chocolate. It's hard, not too sweet chocolate. One common variety is mixed with nougat. I know people who love it but I find it pretty generic.</quote> Thank you both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/10/19 2:36:05 PM #39:	Southernfatman posted... Eat the toblerone like I'm Chris Moltisanti. who? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925888496] in Hypothetic... [t:77920221]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted...</cite> <quote>Eat the toblerone like I'm Chris Moltisanti.</quote> who?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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