Current Events > Oh no! Your last 2 girlfriends have fused into 1 being.

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UnfairRepresent
08/06/19 8:09:28 AM
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What have you created?

or boyfriends if gay/bi/female
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demel
08/06/19 8:21:54 AM
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Do imaginary girlfriends count?
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V-E-G-Y-
08/06/19 8:28:55 AM
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Monkhood
08/06/19 8:30:31 AM
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0 + 0 = 0
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NeoBowser
08/06/19 8:36:35 AM
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what if u had a boyfriend and a girlfriend
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UnfairRepresent
08/06/19 8:53:47 AM
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NeoBowser posted...
what if u had a boyfriend and a girlfriend

they have become one
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Scotty_Rogers
08/06/19 8:54:48 AM
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Potara or dance?
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gunplagirl
08/06/19 8:57:51 AM
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Last 2, meaning exes or current ones or what because I'm poly and my dating timeline is... Tricky. Like, I'm one step short of being able to make a flowchart of it.
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soulunison2
08/06/19 9:05:35 AM
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Jewish Asian with a wide *
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Flockaveli
08/06/19 9:06:16 AM
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Chinese/Mexican girl with medium titties and a NICE ass.
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viewmaster_pi
08/06/19 9:11:38 AM
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tbh one was thicc, the other slender, so I guess she'd come out average? or "slim thicc" as the kids say? idk lol

but so mentally fucked in the head she'd probably just explode right there on the spot
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
08/06/19 9:12:50 AM
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can I chose what parts fuse?

I liked my ex ex gfs ass and my ex gf had her boobs done.

so it would be pretty great
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EwokCommanda
08/06/19 9:13:56 AM
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Best. Cook. Ever.

But they talk too much.

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Puglia77
08/06/19 9:15:24 AM
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Thatuser
08/06/19 9:46:10 AM
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Honestly that would be awesome. Ideal woman.
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Mistere Man
08/06/19 9:50:14 AM
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Awesker002
08/06/19 9:53:14 AM
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So I am just going to have one really big hand?
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Aressar
08/06/19 11:17:57 AM
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Not sure what that would look like, but I have concluded that a fusion between my girlfriend and my one-that-got-away would look exactly like Amber Hahn.
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UnfairRepresent
08/06/19 12:29:46 PM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
can I chose what parts fuse?

no
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KILBOTz
08/06/19 12:32:45 PM
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Last girl I dated was a first generation Liberian. 5 barely, 100 pounds, great body, ok face, dumb.

Girl before that was 57, lean runners body, pretty smart, good career, butter face.

I get a smallish, ugly girl of average intelligence.
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Shablagoo
08/06/19 12:33:14 PM
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dats my fetish

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Typhon
08/06/19 2:13:48 PM
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A 5'8" tall, 185 pound, hillbilly with a russian accent.

She enjoys sex best while still dripping wet from the shower, and having her eyeball licked. She enjoys being recorded during sex and watching those recordings later, but hates public displays of affection.

She is violent and jealous. She probably murders me for holding a door for a stranger, or answering a phone call from a female friend.
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ZeroSuitLink
08/06/19 2:15:58 PM
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That's my fetish

So much so that I regularly "fuse" with my special someone using editing apps LOL
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r25
08/06/19 2:18:23 PM
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uyV6fPs
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Evening_Dragon
08/06/19 2:20:22 PM
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Huh. I would be okay with this.
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slimjimfizzle
08/06/19 2:22:51 PM
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Typhon posted...
She enjoys sex best while still dripping wet from the shower, and having her eyeball licked.

Wut
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Kraidette
08/06/19 2:24:58 PM
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Is their power level added together or multiplied?
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Agnostic420
08/06/19 2:38:42 PM
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Shit...

Man bear pig...
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LordFarquad1312
08/06/19 2:41:22 PM
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Cream hard
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LookANinja
08/06/19 2:48:50 PM
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Well I guess I get an average intelligence girl. Who is chubby, but is good in the sack.
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gunplagirl
08/06/19 4:39:20 PM
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Kraidette posted...
Is their power level added together or multiplied?

0.7x their original power, added together.

So 1000 and 2000? That's gonna get a 2100. But 2000 and 2000? 2800, huge boost.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/06/19 4:40:39 PM
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I have a junkie turned prostitute who tried to get me to try heroin combined with someone who tried to convince me I was abusive and gas lighted me to the point I lost roughly all of my friends...

I might not be getting out of this alive.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/06/19 4:49:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent
08/06/19 5:37:36 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpZ7GHjxJI" data-time="

That has nothing to do with anything
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CommonJoe
08/06/19 5:38:05 PM
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Jesus christ is Bitchzilla
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Strider102
08/06/19 5:39:26 PM
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My wife fused with a bitchy abusive drug addict.

Imma pass on this.
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