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SauI_Goodman
08/04/19 10:58:36 AM
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NeonOctopus
08/04/19 10:59:16 AM
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LastTomorrow
08/04/19 10:59:21 AM
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Huh

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GallisOTK
08/04/19 11:01:29 AM
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What a moron
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jpenny2
08/04/19 11:06:46 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
You can't use female urine of you're a male.

Did you just assume his urine's gender?!
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WilliamPorygon
08/04/19 11:07:57 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
Did you just assume his urine's gender?!
Yeah, maybe he just has testicular cancer

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LastTomorrow
08/04/19 11:08:15 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
Did you just assume his urine's gender?!
Yes, and he will continue to assume

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Trigg3rH4ppy
08/04/19 11:08:26 AM
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Imagine finding out you're gonna be a daddy because you used your girls pee to pass a drug test lmao
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Hanky_Bannister
08/04/19 11:12:52 AM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Imagine finding out you're gonna be a daddy because you used your girls pee to pass a drug test lmao

Jocks arent the smartest
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NeonOctopus
08/04/19 11:17:04 AM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Imagine finding out you're gonna be a daddy because you used your girls pee to pass a drug test lmao

lol, that would be a great twist
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Foppe
08/04/19 11:24:04 AM
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Must be fun to get that call...
Hello, Mr. Cooper?
Im calling about that doping test you did, just wanted to congratulate you.
Yeah, it says that you are pregnant.

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LockeMonster
08/04/19 11:27:13 AM
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Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.
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Edgioencarshela
08/04/19 11:28:00 AM
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That's sexist. This would never happen to a WNBA player.
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Irony
08/04/19 11:28:14 AM
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LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users
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VTBM
08/04/19 11:30:48 AM
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While it's highly likely he used female urine, a positive pregnancy test for a male may mean testicular cancer and should be checked out.
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 11:31:36 AM
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Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users

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CanuckCowboy
08/04/19 11:41:32 AM
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Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 11:45:30 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.
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Irony
08/04/19 11:47:28 AM
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LockeMonster posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.

Now this is a dumb post
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Hanky_Bannister
08/04/19 11:48:13 AM
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Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.

Now this is a dumb post

Stop trolling
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 11:48:35 AM
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Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.

Now this is a dumb post

Yes, instead of countering it with facts, just call bullshit, much like your OP shitpost.
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SauI_Goodman
08/04/19 11:52:13 AM
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It might have been for steroids.
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Gamerguymass
08/04/19 11:56:09 AM
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LockeMonster posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.


So a business shouldn't be allowed to say they don't want drug addicts to be working for them?
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Edgioencarshela
08/04/19 11:59:36 AM
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Only potheads want pot to be legal because they want easier access to pot.
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 12:00:19 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
LockeMonster posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.


So a business shouldn't be allowed to say they don't want drug addicts to be working for them?

If you think smoking weed is being a drug addict, I need you to hop in Canuck's time machine and go back to the 80s. Lol.

No, but seriously, I understand it makes sense for harsher drugs, but the NBA doesn't give one fuck about that. Weed alone can get you fucked even if they're "really" checking for something like steroids.
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Led-Zeppelin
08/04/19 12:01:26 PM
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LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

yeah lets just let athletes dope with impunity. if you want to compete in a sport youll just have to destroy your body with steroids and hormones. what a stupid take
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 12:02:33 PM
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Led-Zeppelin posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

yeah lets just let athletes dope with impunity. if you want to compete in a sport youll just have to destroy your body with steroids and hormones. what a stupid take

That's totally not what I'm saying though. Limit those tests to just that. But the NBA doesn't. Just smoking weed can you get fucked.
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Led-Zeppelin
08/04/19 12:04:12 PM
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LockeMonster posted...
Led-Zeppelin posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

yeah lets just let athletes dope with impunity. if you want to compete in a sport youll just have to destroy your body with steroids and hormones. what a stupid take

That's totally not what I'm saying though. Limit those tests to just that. But the NBA doesn't. Just smoking weed can you get fucked.

thats fair then. i agree its dumb that testing positive for weed can disqualify you from basketball or any other job for that matter
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Foppe
08/04/19 12:05:40 PM
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I thought he didnt play in NBA...
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Lost_All_Senses
08/04/19 12:08:43 PM
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Edgioencarshela posted...
Only potheads want pot to be legal because they want easier access to pot.


Woah, don't blow a fuse getting to all this wisdom. It's crazy that somebody wants something they enjoy to be more accessible huh
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coolboy11
08/04/19 12:23:09 PM
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that's funny
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Gamerguymass
08/04/19 12:32:16 PM
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LockeMonster posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
LockeMonster posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Irony posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Drug tests in 2019 are moronic.

You mean drug users


These are both dumb posts.

There's no reason to be checking for weed in 2019, which every drug test still includes. If you think so, I suggest you go back to the 80s.


So a business shouldn't be allowed to say they don't want drug addicts to be working for them?

If you think smoking weed is being a drug addict, I need you to hop in Canuck's time machine and go back to the 80s. Lol.

No, but seriously, I understand it makes sense for harsher drugs, but the NBA doesn't give one fuck about that. Weed alone can get you fucked even if they're "really" checking for something like steroids.


So then you are against businesses being able to decide their own policies.
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Foppe
08/04/19 1:20:47 PM
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*checking a random athlete if he uses performance-enhancing substances*
CE: Leave my weed alone!!!

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dave_is_slick
08/04/19 1:29:51 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
So a business shouldn't be allowed to say they don't want drug addicts to be working for them?
I know you know this, but there's a gulf of difference between weed and drug addicts.

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Foppe
08/04/19 1:30:55 PM
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Why are we even talking about weed?
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 1:38:32 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
So then you are against businesses being able to decide their own policies.

Um, yeah, to an extent. Especially if it affects people negatively for bullshit reasons.

I mean, a business can have a policy where they kill you if you don't make a sale within 30 days. Policies have to be legal, fair and equitable.

There's no reason why a dude can get blackout drunk on Saturday and do all kinds of fucked up shit and return to work on Monday fine, but a dude who smoked weed on a Friday night to relax while watching Netflix can still have that show up 2 weeks or more later. It's backwards as fuck and embarrassing to even enforce shit like this. You're just telling on yourself that you are a prude that doesn't care about other people.

Foppe posted...
*checking a random athlete if he uses performance-enhancing substances*
CE: Leave my weed alone!!!

While this guy isn't in the NBA, NBA drug tests do test for weed.

The league has arguably the most stringent policy when it comes to marijuana testing. The NBAs prohibition of pot has a somewhat controversial history, but both ex-commissioner David Stern and current Commissioner Adam Silver are coming around on legalization. As it stands, NBA players are the most likely to be caught, due to testing practices.

Players are subject to four random tests each season (Oct. 1 to June 30), and two random tests each offseason (July 1 to Sept. 30). Players testing positive must enter a substance abuse program after the first violation and receive a $25,000 fine for a second. A third violation leads to a five-game suspension, with the league adding five more games for every following violation.


https://grandstandcentral.com/2018/sections/drugs/testing-marijuana-varies-major-leagues/
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kingdrake2
08/04/19 1:39:33 PM
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Foppe posted...
Why are we even talking about weed?


weeds the least offensive out of all drugs.
that's why it's legalized. screw those haters who want to get that shit outlawed.
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Foppe
08/04/19 1:39:41 PM
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I still fail to see the connection to weed and the need to bring it up.
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LockeMonster
08/04/19 1:42:05 PM
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Foppe posted...
I still fail to see the connection to weed and the need to bring it up.

I brought it up to distinguish that I wasn't against testing of harsher drugs.

Try to keep up.
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Solid Sonic
08/04/19 1:44:51 PM
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LMAO.

It took me a second to figure out what was going on.

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