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CookieMarvin
08/03/19 4:33:40 PM
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I think its a golden orb weaver, but Ive never seen one outside of florida! this is in nc
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Killmonger
08/03/19 4:34:17 PM
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Nice.
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QuantumTheory
08/03/19 4:34:45 PM
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Wow
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mooreandrew58
08/03/19 4:37:01 PM
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CookieMarvin posted...
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I think its a golden orb weaver, but Ive never seen one outside of florida! this is in nc
@dolomedes


When I lived in nc we called em garden spiders. At least my family did. Also heard them called writng spiders and there was a old wives tale that of you said someones name near it it would write it in thr web and that person would die. Became my grandads favorite way to fuck with my grandmother cause she was scared to death of spiders
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EnvoyOfTheLight
08/03/19 4:37:11 PM
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Put it on your dick.
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soulunison2
08/03/19 4:38:21 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Put it on your dick.
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Parappa09
08/03/19 4:39:08 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Put it on your dick.



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CookieMarvin
08/03/19 4:44:17 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
When I lived in nc we called em garden spiders. At least my family did. Also heard them called writng spiders and there was a old wives tale that of you said someones name near it it would write it in thr web and that person would die. Became my grandads favorite way to fuck with my grandmother cause she was scared to death of spiders


thats neat! in florida, we always called them banana spiders bc of their coloring


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Zodd3224
08/03/19 4:44:55 PM
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This is why I never leave the house without my flamethrower
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mooreandrew58
08/03/19 4:47:08 PM
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CookieMarvin posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
When I lived in nc we called em garden spiders. At least my family did. Also heard them called writng spiders and there was a old wives tale that of you said someones name near it it would write it in thr web and that person would die. Became my grandads favorite way to fuck with my grandmother cause she was scared to death of spiders


thats neat! in florida, we always called them banana spiders bc of their coloring



Yeah they where very common. I dont mind them ive never seen one get inside a house. Best friend would actually catch and feed them crickets. When he was younger and dumber he actually grabbed one tossed it on a trampoline and started jumping bouncing it all over the place. So I assume they are pretty non hostile as well
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Ving_Rhames
08/03/19 4:48:39 PM
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Arent those notoriously bad at walking around off their webs
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KogaSteelfang
08/03/19 4:49:00 PM
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Those are all over in VA too.
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mooreandrew58
08/03/19 4:52:56 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Arent those notoriously bad at walking around off their webs

.ive actually never seen one leave its web. So if you mean they suck at walking Idk but I suppose its possible
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meestermj
08/03/19 4:53:17 PM
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@dolomedes
Enjoy this awesome creature!
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mooreandrew58
08/03/19 4:53:43 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Those are all over in VA too.


Trying to remember if I saw any while I lived there. Eh I was a teen probably wasnt paying enough attention
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mooreandrew58
08/03/19 4:54:30 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Seeing monsters like this make me feel glad I live somewhere that gets cold enough where we don't see spiders or bugs for most of the year


These ones are as said pretty harmless. They get pretty damn big though so yeah they look scary.
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CookieMarvin
08/03/19 5:05:43 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Arent those notoriously bad at walking around off their webs
I could believe that. Ive never seen one even try to move. thats one of the reasons its one of my favorite spiders! i dont have to worry about it creeping and crawling

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DeathDeathSong
08/03/19 6:51:17 PM
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MabusIncarnate
08/03/19 6:56:53 PM
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I don't think people appreciate how large these spiders can be. When I lived in Georgia, one built a web on my back porch. Cut an inch off of a standard sharpie marker and that's how large it's body was without including the legs. I was stunned by how huge it was. I had no idea spiders that large lived anywhere North of Texas.

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EnvoyOfTheLight
08/03/19 7:51:28 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I don't think people appreciate how large these spiders can be. When I lived in Georgia, one built a web on my back porch. Cut an inch off of a standard sharpie marker and that's how large it's body was without including the legs. I was stunned by how huge it was. I had no idea spiders that large lived anywhere North of Texas.


Texans eat big and fat, the flies eat big fat scraps, the spiders eat the big fat flies.
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MabusIncarnate
08/03/19 7:54:01 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Texans eat big and fat, the flies eat big fat scraps, the spiders eat the big fat flies.
I know for a fact Corpus Christi has tarantulas, i've seen one there. I don't know how far the range is for them but they exist in the US and that's terrifying.

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LordFarquad1312
08/03/19 7:54:41 PM
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@dolomedes are you an actual enthomologist, or is it just a hobby of yours?
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KID VID
08/03/19 9:16:33 PM
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That's a cool ass spider. Too bad you have to burn the whole place down now.
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trappedunderice
08/03/19 9:19:35 PM
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He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
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smoke_break
08/03/19 9:29:33 PM
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I don't know what I'd do if I saw a spider that big. I can't deal with spiders at all.

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kingdrake2
08/03/19 10:10:55 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Put it on your dick.

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mooreandrew58
08/04/19 1:12:44 AM
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smoke_break posted...
I don't know what I'd do if I saw a spider that big. I can't deal with spiders at all.


Just dont fuck with it. As others pointed out thing almost never leaves its web. And ive never once seen one indoors.
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Rypt
08/04/19 1:16:17 AM
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shoot it with a bb gun
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Questionmarktarius
08/04/19 1:17:13 AM
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Skultullas are real?
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