Current Events > $10 billion, but the world gets a livefeed of you everytime you deed >_>

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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 8:29:41 AM
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Don't be a dumbass, please read the fine print below before voting - Results (17 votes)
I'll take it!
52.94% (9 votes)
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Nope!
47.06% (8 votes)
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You get $10 billion, but everytime you deed, everyone in the world's entire field of vision automatically tunes into you stroking your sausage including your face, dick, reactions, and what you're watching. Any attempts to block any of these will fail instantly. Once you're done, everyone's vision will return to normal.

Also, you MUST deed once a week for at least 5 minutes or you'll die. You can deed more than that if you want, but that's the minimum.

Do you accept? >_>
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/30/19 8:31:27 AM
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No it's not worth it. I deed too much for that
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VTBM
07/30/19 8:32:52 AM
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SSJGrimReaper
07/30/19 8:35:23 AM
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so it would be like being the world's most popular cam chick
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Monkhood
07/30/19 8:38:06 AM
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10 billion but you can no longer interact with society
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 8:42:45 AM
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Monkhood posted...
10 billion but you can no longer interact with society

Who says that? You can go out in the street and people will be like "OMG! It's da Deed Man!" and give you high fives. You'll be famous!
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treewojima
07/30/19 8:44:26 AM
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wouldn't I get arrested for indecent exposure?
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greatmonkeybaby
07/30/19 8:46:07 AM
#8:


Hell yeah
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 8:48:00 AM
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treewojima posted...
wouldn't I get arrested for indecent exposure?

You won't. Law enforcement understands you have no control over it.
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konokonohamaru
07/30/19 8:48:46 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
so it would be like being the world's most popular cam chick

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treewojima
07/30/19 8:50:36 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
treewojima posted...
wouldn't I get arrested for indecent exposure?

You won't. Law enforcement understands you have no control over it.


I hope you guys like BBW incest foot fetish porn then
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bknight
07/30/19 9:07:02 AM
#12:


Deal, you usually have to pay people to watch you deed, or pull a Weinstein, this is so much better and safer.
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KnightofShikari
07/30/19 9:13:17 AM
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 9:13:52 AM
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bknight posted...
safer

Well I mean, pilots flying planes, people driving, surgeons working, etc. will immediately just see nothing but you deeding for 5 minutes, so we'll see >_>

Society will eventually learn to adapt to it.

Mostly
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bknight
07/30/19 9:18:03 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
bknight posted...
safer

Well I mean, pilots flying planes, people driving, surgeons working, etc. will immediately just see nothing but you deeding for 5 minutes, so we'll see >_>

Society will eventually learn to adapt to it.

Mostly

Safer for the deeder, no jail time and ruination like what #metoo did to Weinstein.
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Kraidette
07/30/19 9:18:50 AM
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I deed about 7 times a day. Hope everyone will enjoy it.
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Juhanor
07/30/19 9:32:22 AM
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Put on a mask/wear facepaint?
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meralonne
07/30/19 9:35:25 AM
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Juhanor posted...
Put on a mask/wear facepaint?

Brown paper sack with two eyeholes cut out.

The Unknown Deeder.
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Parappa09
07/30/19 9:35:53 AM
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nope

but if it was just a live stream that wasn't directly broadcast to everyone in the world, but still accessible on a website then sure

i probably wouldn't deed at all

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IfGodCouldDie
07/30/19 9:36:25 AM
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meralonne posted...
Juhanor posted...
Put on a mask/wear facepaint?

Brown paper sack with two eyeholes cut out.

The Unknown Deeder.

Lame, I'd rejoice in making the world watch me deed for 10 billion.
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Just_a_loser
07/30/19 9:37:36 AM
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Trust me I think plenty of people would be forced to hurt you if they were forced to watch you stroke yourself every time.

If your safety isn't important to you, have at it.
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FF_Redux
07/30/19 9:37:42 AM
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 9:39:49 AM
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 9:40:24 AM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Trust me I think plenty of people would be forced to hurt you if they were forced to watch you stroke yourself every time.

If your safety isn't important to you, have at it.

No one will ever attack because of your deeding.
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_Matchabuu_
07/30/19 10:02:08 AM
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VTBM posted...
They about to see some fucked up shit.

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Juhanor
07/30/19 12:51:03 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
did you read the op? smh
Yeah but what if I'm a juggalo or can only get off wearing a mask
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
07/30/19 12:52:10 PM
#27:


Um adults only right
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NeoShadowhen
07/30/19 12:54:27 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Um adults only right


Yikes thats a good point. Might be a deal breaker.
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IfGodCouldDie
07/30/19 12:55:45 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Um adults only right


Yikes thats a good point. Might be a deal breaker.

I just assumed, but if not, my answer would change.
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TeaMilk
07/30/19 12:58:29 PM
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I always deed under the covers, can they somehow see under that?
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Dustin1280
07/30/19 12:59:08 PM
#31:


for 10 billion this is not even a hard decision for me... I don't deed that often anyway...
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TerrifyingRei
07/30/19 12:59:33 PM
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well, the world's probably about to see a whole lot more overwatch porn
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AloofHermit
07/30/19 1:01:00 PM
#33:


i would do this i see no downside
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apolloooo
07/30/19 1:06:11 PM
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For about 10 billions, who cares what the peasants think?

As lomg as i dont end up in jail
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fire_bolt
07/30/19 1:08:18 PM
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With $10 billion dollars I will put on one HELL of a show for the world. We're talking all the best toys, experimenting with different lubes, I'll even invest some of it in waifu robot sex dolls. Fuck it, we're going ALL IN

EDIT: They're FORCED to watch? I mean, I'm still down but now we're also investing some money in broadcasting so there's some warning a deed is coming up. Give people in dangerous situations a chance to get clear. I don't want to cause millions of car accidents >_>;
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Lost_All_Senses
07/30/19 1:09:54 PM
#36:


I need something to reel me away from the porn Im not so open about watching anyway. Id definitely take it.

It would be weird to go from deeding to hanging out with family tho. Guarantee they don't ask what you been up to.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
07/30/19 1:11:31 PM
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I just realised I could hire Ronda Rousey to beat my face in while it's broadcasted. So long as no kids see it then I'm game
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Lost_All_Senses
07/30/19 1:18:05 PM
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Btw, if Im only deeding once a week, it's not gonna take 5 minutes. So I guess I gotta do it at least twice
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IMNOTRAGED
07/30/19 1:19:29 PM
#39:


That's my fetish.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/30/19 1:21:23 PM
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IMNOTRAGED posted...
That's my fetish.


Are you Louis C.K.?
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 1:25:19 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I always deed under the covers, can they somehow see under that?

Brah. Read the fucking OP
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legendarylemur
07/30/19 1:26:46 PM
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What if you have sex instead of deeding

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im not 13
07/30/19 1:28:48 PM
#43:


NeonOctopus posted...
Also, you MUST deed once a week for at least 5 minutes or you'll die. You can deed more than that if you want, but that's the minimum.


Nope.

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SSJGrimReaper
07/30/19 1:30:48 PM
#44:


What if other people take the deal? Does your live deed sesh suddenly get replaced by someone elses
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slimjimfizzle
07/30/19 1:36:54 PM
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But I can't last 5 minutes

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gguirao
07/30/19 2:00:38 PM
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No deal.
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RescueBC
07/30/19 2:04:46 PM
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Everyone? Like including the people in the tribes who havent contacted anyone in years? Man, theres gonna be some confused indigenous peoples who have no idea wtf is happening
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nevershine
07/30/19 2:06:03 PM
#48:


Ill take it
Ive got nothing to hide
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 2:22:29 PM
#49:


legendarylemur posted...
What if you have sex instead of deeding

Nope. Gotta be deeding
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NeonOctopus
07/30/19 2:23:13 PM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
But I can't last 5 minutes

You can make it cumulative in a week if you want
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