Current Events > Scenario: Trump breaks up Disney

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LightningAce11
07/28/19 6:44:49 PM
#1:


His final act as president is to break disney apart and make all their copyrighted stuff go to the public domain.

So now marvel, fox, lucasfilm, pixar and many more would be on their own now.

What would be the reaction?
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Shablagoo
07/28/19 6:45:12 PM
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cool
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Irony
07/28/19 6:48:16 PM
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Disney could easily buy Trump
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Shuto-uke
07/28/19 6:50:43 PM
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The speech would go like this:

"Real Americans have been treated very unfairly by Disney folks, very unfairly. They turned the little mermaid from true american darling with a sexy fish tail (same scent folks) into... somebody else for the live action movie. That was very unfair, folks. They were even more unfair is star wars, very unfair, it's unbelievable. They used... other people instead of real people who would make america great again for Poe, Finn and Lando. Rogue one even had a mexican, folks, very unfair.

It is for this reason I am breaking up Disney, and handing all of it's IP to Nazdarovya studios, subsidiary of Moscow film medvevova union. They will do a little mermaid II live action with a real american, the lovely miss Anastasia Sarapova, and re-shoot star wars with Boris Suropov and Dmitry Yeltzin as Poe and Finn. Real American-looking people, folks, it's gonna be bigly great, believe me!

*MAGA people clap like seals*"
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