Current Events > OMG which one of you guys messaged me on OKC?

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Im super shy and im shaking right now because i really hope you read this. I put my all into this. I really hope i don't scare you away. I just wrote this. I just saw a pic of your smile on okcupid and I just had to write something about it. I wrote this about you and only you. I never seen a wonder smile like yours in my entire life before. I know you might have your heart broken in the past but keep your head up high because God didn't make you special for any reason..he made you special because you're a modern queen with an invisible tiara on your head. Don't let slip and fall beautiful.

Remember to keep your head up high above the water. You're worth it. Know your worth. Your smile makes the waves side to side to make tidal waves as the starts shine in the night to make the perfect scenario..just look at your smile. I never seen so gorgeous and graceful like yours before.Like the old cartoon, my mouth opened just to say ,"WOW!" Don't let the raindrops pour down on you because with your smile, you can clear skies and make it a wonderful day for everybody.

You're a queen in every aspect of the word. Your beauty is pure as honey...it will never expire. Positivist lives within your smile. Keep your chin up. You've got a heart of gold and your smile makes the world a more beautiful place. I'm still writing about your smile because it's breath taking. I would love to get to know you. I'll love to make you fell like a queen with my love. I didn't write this for anybody else but you. I dont care if i dont know you but i had to write this. Dont judge a book by it's cover. You deserve a man who won't break your smile into a million pieces like me. I'm not like the rest of the guys out in this crazy world. I'm a rare breed in my own rights as you can see when I wrote and dedicated this to you without knowing you. You just met a knight in shining pure armor...not with cheap scrap metal. I fell for your heavenly smile, that's why I wrote this to you and wanna to get to know you more

I just wanted to leave you here a little message: You're the prettiest thing when you smile. Your smile invades people and I swear they could stare at it forever. I don't quite know how to explain but your smile is unique and breathtaking!You're so beautiful. Your smile is as bright as today..you have a cute curve that leaves the world spinning on its axis..A bad day is always brightened by your smile.You don't even know that your smile changes the world and the world never changes your smile. Your smile is precious and made of diamonds. It's so precious and better than the stars in the sky. Your smile so hard to find. It show that you are strong even though your wings are shared with a missing pieces of something. Your smile can soothe souls and i bet your laugh could be played on repeat like a beautiful melody that can be turned into a symphony. Your beauty will always be the best and i bet your personality is heaven sent.

Your smile is literally the cutest thing, You are beautiful. You are the universe incarnate. You are beyond words and infinitely luminous in all that you are. You cannot feel anything short of breathtaking once you realize that you are simply the universe expressing itself as a human, just for a little while You are a mere glimpse of human existence within the infinity of space and eternity of time but, nevertheless, as much as expression of the universe as the stars and moon in the nigh sky that you so humbly marvel at. You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself. You are the moon the galaxies and all of the celestial bodies they are compromised of, you are the warmth within the mountains, the wind through the trees, the rustle of the leaves and chatter of birds, you are the flowers in bloom and the water flowing rapidly downstream, you are the ocean that it pours itself into and your are all the life within it, you are everything from the earth out into the infinite universe. If you arent the physical embodiment of beauty -- if you aren't perfect -- I don't know what is.

WHAT DO I SAY TO THIS LOL

and do you think if I post screenshots I can make it to the front page of Reddit?

I'm not sure I understand what's happening here. That just looks like some really long message someone copies and pastes to everyone
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Yeah for sure but how mental do you have to be to think its a good idea to send this to someone you don't know in hopes of enticing them

...Oklahoma City?

bellydancer posted...

Yeah for sure but how mental do you have to be to think its a good idea to send this to someone you don't know in hopes of enticing them

Mental or lazy? Also he has you thinking about him. I would say that is a win.

Questionmarktarius posted...

...Oklahoma City?

OKCupid. Honestly its where all the weird ass guys are. Hinge is where its at

WallStreetWolf posted...

I'm not sure I understand what's happening here. That just looks like some really long message someone copies and pastes to everyone

Exactly this. Dude has probably sent it to every single girl. Fucking pathetic.
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WallStreetWolf posted...

I'm not sure I understand what's happening here. That just looks like some really long message someone copies and pastes to everyone

But he said he just wrote this and wrote it for her and only for her. Surely he wouldnt spam a message like that!
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bellydancer posted...

OKCupid. Honestly its where all the weird ass guys are. Hinge is where its at

Lazy is "hey, how are you" and variations to every girl.

Mental is an 800 word long essay that you actually think it a good idea to send to every girl.

I told him to shut the fuck up

Seriously though, how could that possibly get a positive response from anyone, even if hes spamming it? Its just so corny and so over the top lol
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Seriously though, how could that possibly get a positive response from anyone, even if hes spamming it? Its just so corny and so over the top lol

Its honestly baffling.

No one will have their interest peaked by an essay of text. Your message should be brief, not boring, have a reason behind it, showing immediate interest in the person.
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Dude is clearing going for the crazy or desperate chicks.

don't lie tc, dis totally worked on you
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

don't lie tc, dis totally worked on you

i did match him to tell him to shut the fuck up so i guess thats farther than most boys get on dating apps

Did you block him or leave it open to see if he says anything further?
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I left it open. What if we end up falling in love?

bellydancer posted...

I left it open. What if we end up falling in love?

Love is just oxytocin fucking with your logic and reason.

bellydancer posted...

bellydancer posted...

OKCupid. Honestly its where all the weird ass guys are. Hinge is where its at

Lazy is "hey, how are you" and variations to every girl.

Mental is an 800 word long essay that you actually think it a good idea to send to every girl.

I disagree. If I'm going to send someone the same message hoping that they will talk to me, I'm going to spend some time writing something good that I can just save and send you a bunch of people. I would be way more likely to get replies that way

Personally I just read profiles and ask questions pertaining to something there
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It also sounds like the person learned English yesterday
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WallStreetWolf posted...

Personally I just read profiles and ask questions pertaining to something there

This is what you should do

WallStreetWolf posted...

I disagree. If I'm going to send someone the same message hoping that they will talk to me, I'm going to spend some time writing something good that I can just save and send you a bunch of people. I would be way more likely to get replies that way

You could go that route, but 99% of the time its easily seen through and obvious its copy/pasted. Plus the key word in that would be good. What this guy wrote is talking about a smile for 800 words in the creepiest way possible

Also its really sucks for guys that they have to send the first message. Tough af , sorry

bellydancer posted...

WallStreetWolf posted...

Personally I just read profiles and ask questions pertaining to something there

This is what you should do

WallStreetWolf posted...

I disagree. If I'm going to send someone the same message hoping that they will talk to me, I'm going to spend some time writing something good that I can just save and send you a bunch of people. I would be way more likely to get replies that way

You could go that route, but 99% of the time its easily seen through and obvious its copy/pasted. Plus the key word in that would be good. What this guy wrote is talking about a smile for 800 words in the creepiest way possible

Yeah, I finally got around to reading the whole thing and it's just way too creepy/badly worded and even boring to attract anyone

Not to make things depressing, but it doesn't really matter what I say. I rarely ever get replies because I'm physically disabled so I kind of gave up there because it's mostly all shallow people. Like the best friend I ever made from there is someone that wanted to talk to me nonstop but never tried dating because I was disabled
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bellydancer posted...

Also its really sucks for guys that they have to send the first message. Tough af , sorry

I disagree. Unless the girl has an empty profile it's pretty easy to come up with something to say. Most people are just lazy
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Dang :( im sorry to hear that

i think there are dating apps for physically disabled

bellydancer posted...

Dang :( im sorry to hear that

i think there are dating apps for physically disabled

So I should only be allowed to be fetishized or only date other disabled people? Nah, people should just quit being shallow
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