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Boo_Guy
07/25/19 7:10:18 PM
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Are proof that baseball is not a man's sport.
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0xDEFECADE
07/25/19 7:10:51 PM
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no tagsies after I tag the bag
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SiO4
07/25/19 7:12:18 PM
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"You don't do that"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg16RtZfrrI" data-time="

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AngelsNAirwav3s
07/25/19 7:14:23 PM
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You mean like these?

https://www.sportscasting.com/mlb/the-top-15-unwritten-rules-of-baseball/

Most of them are just smart baseball strategies, a few are just don't be a dick
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MasterGakke
07/25/19 7:14:46 PM
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Baseball being so up it's own ass about "history" and "tradition" are the worst things about it. Well, other than the quarter or so of it's umpires who are unbelievably incompetent manchildren.
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Boo_Guy
07/25/19 7:16:38 PM
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MasterGakke posted...
Baseball being so up it's own ass about "history" and "tradition" are the worst things about it. Well, other than the quarter or so of it's umpires who are unbelievably incompetent manchildren.

I'd say the fact that MLB has literally 162 games a year is the worst thing about it. They could cut that down by 75%, and make it much more interesting. But muh history and stats
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brestugo
07/25/19 7:23:15 PM
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The unwritten rules suck some of the life out of the game. Don't like a guy flipping his bat? Don't give up a homerun then. All the fist pumping and yelling some pitchers do after a strikeout, yet they get buthurt on a homer.
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Boo_Guy
07/25/19 7:26:23 PM
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brestugo posted...
The unwritten rules suck some of the life out of the game. Don't like a guy flipping his bat? Don't give up a homerun then. All the fist pumping and yelling some pitchers do after a strikeout, yet they get buthurt on a homer.

That's a good one. My favorite is avoiding the pitcher's mound if you're heading back to the dugout. Like wtf, is the pitcher's mound like the goddamn Vatican or something? It's funny how big of pussies pitchers are
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AngelsNAirwav3s
07/25/19 7:28:23 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
brestugo posted...
The unwritten rules suck some of the life out of the game. Don't like a guy flipping his bat? Don't give up a homerun then. All the fist pumping and yelling some pitchers do after a strikeout, yet they get buthurt on a homer.

That's a good one. My favorite is avoiding the pitcher's mound if you're heading back to the dugout. Like wtf, is the pitcher's mound like the goddamn Vatican or something? It's funny how big of pussies pitchers are


I mean you don't want people trampling all over the mound, possibly fucking up your own pitcher's delivery. It's just a good idea.
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Boo_Guy
07/25/19 7:30:38 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
brestugo posted...
The unwritten rules suck some of the life out of the game. Don't like a guy flipping his bat? Don't give up a homerun then. All the fist pumping and yelling some pitchers do after a strikeout, yet they get buthurt on a homer.

That's a good one. My favorite is avoiding the pitcher's mound if you're heading back to the dugout. Like wtf, is the pitcher's mound like the goddamn Vatican or something? It's funny how big of pussies pitchers are


I mean you don't want people trampling all over the mound, possibly fucking up your own pitcher's delivery. It's just a good idea.

Lol now that's rich. Maybe I wanna fuck up the pitcher's delivery to help my team? Literally any other sport, teams will push the boundaries to gain any kind of advantage, if it's not against the rules.
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brandunh11
07/25/19 7:30:59 PM
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Hit a homerun? Don't run around the bases too slow because that's disrespectful. Also don't run around the bases too fast because that's apparently also disrespectful. Oh and no show of emotion like excitement at a good play or anything because that's also disrespectful. The fact that menial shit like this causes hurt feelings makes them look like pansies. If a pitcher ever intentionally pegged me, I'm whooping his ass. It may not be in the moment, but an ass whooping is coming.
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brestugo
07/25/19 7:36:06 PM
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I'm not saying baseball should have NFL or soccer style celebrations (which I have no problem with in those sports) but let a guy celebrate a bit after a homer. Part of the reason some people - especially young people see the sport as boring is the lack of emotion.

Also I'd like to see more "small ball": stealing bases, bunt the man over, etc. When people and the ball are in motion it's more exciting. Yeah homers are dramatic, but small ball is more exciting.
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MasterGakke
07/25/19 7:40:07 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
all players must adjust their junk at least 20 times per game

Junk positioning is 90% of success in any endeavor.
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brestugo
07/25/19 10:05:01 PM
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brandunh11 posted...
Hit a homerun? Don't run around the bases too slow because that's disrespectful. Also don't run around the bases too fast because that's apparently also disrespectful. Oh and no show of emotion like excitement at a good play or anything because that's also disrespectful. The fact that menial shit like this causes hurt feelings makes them look like pansies. If a pitcher ever intentionally pegged me, I'm whooping his ass. It may not be in the moment, but an ass whooping is coming.

Definitely. If it's an accidental plunking, I'll just take the base, no problem. But if the pitcher is trying to send some kind of fucking "message" about the unwritten rules, hands will be thrown.
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UnholyMudcrab
07/25/19 10:17:22 PM
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Why is this 9 year old account with 2 years of karma shitposting about baseball
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treewojima
07/25/19 10:18:31 PM
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there's no crying in baseball
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CADE FOSTER
07/25/19 10:18:51 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Why is this 9 year old account with 2 years of karma shitposting about baseball
lol

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Boo_Guy
07/25/19 10:28:06 PM
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Asshurt I called out his girl sport so he did analysis on my account. Lmao
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