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pinky0926 07/23/19 5:24:27 AM #1: |
Me: Ok, so we're agreed that the chair definitely doesn't need that giant spike coming straight out of the seat?
Team: Yep, definitely. It literally makes no sense, I can't believe it's even there to begin with. Nearly all our clients are complaining about it. Me: How did it even get there? Team: It's a design error for sure. Me: haha, yeah that's so stupid. Ok we'll tell everyone and remove it. *3 months later* The smallest, most annoying client (SMAC): What happened to the spike on the chair? Me: We removed it because it wasn't needed. We told you about this 3 months ago, you replied to that email. SMAC: No, no that won't do. Karen uses that spike to occasionally poke holes in her lunchtime yoghurt packets. It's very useful for this critical business need. Me: But that's...that's not what a chair is for. Why don't you use a knife or something? SMAC: No, we need the spike back please. If you remember, Asshole Idiot from your company developed the spike as a custom feature as Karen wanted something to enjoy her lunchtime better. We've already paid for this, we need it back urgently. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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